Calder S.
Yelp
There's a lot to say about Crisfield's. They are closing in a few days after an 80 year run, which is impressive for any institution, doubly so for a restaurant. They are a bit run down and divey, but in a lovable way, like your favorite dive bar. They were named one of the best restaurants in Washington by Washingtonian in 1989, and again by the New York Times in 2024 (!). You should trust the former review more than the latter; not that Crisfield's isn't good, but there are more great restaurants in DC now than in 1989 and the NYT always has bad takes on DC.
Crisfield's has one room that's entirely a large U shaped bar (maybe 12 seats), and another that's a small dining room (maybe 50 seats). The menu is mostly seafood, prepared simply (broiled, baked, or fried), and with a few choices of sides (fries, baked potato, apple sauce, coleslaw, and tomatoes).
I visited on Tuesday during their last week in business. I got in line at 5:30 PM and I wasn't seated until about 7 PM. There were plenty of open tables, so the problem was staffing -- either the kitchen or the waiters were way behind. Seeing empty tables and waiting for 90 minutes is enough to make anyone hangry, and I was. We finally got seated, ordered, and got food around 7:30 PM. Well, it was worth it, and I don't regret the wait. We had the fried scallops and stuffed shrimp, along with sides of fries, coleslaw, and tomatoes. The stuffed shrimp came three to an order and were delicious, without much filler and light on seasoning, but in a good way. Fries were a bit limp and undersalted. Scallops were very good and a large portion. Coleslaw was fine, tomatoes tasted a bit fishy so we didn't eat much of them.
It wasn't a perfect meal, but it was a tasty one and I'm glad I got to visit Crisfield's before they closed.