Eggslut Portobello

"Instead of starting your day by checking the news and having a prolonged weep in the shower, have a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich and some fresh cold brew instead. Hit this link to get Eggslut delivered from Notting Hill." - heidi lauth beasley, jake missing, rianne shlebak

"Nothing says ‘let’s keep this short’ like a menu with six options, all of which involve different variations of egg. This spot in Notting Hill is the perfect place to bring someone when you want absolutely no faffing about and one bacon, egg, and cheese roll on their outdoor terrace. Get a bun each, maybe a buttermilk biscuit, and take your time, because how long could it take to finish an egg bun?" - rianne shlebak, heidi lauth beasley

"Instead of starting your day by checking the news and having a prolonged weep in the shower, have a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich and some fresh cold brew instead. Hit this link to get Eggslut delivered from Notting Hill. We haven’t been here yet, but want you to know this spot exists." - Team Infatuation

"Eggslut and your housemate who ate the last Burford Brown may share the same name, but only one of them delivers egg-filled sandwiches from Notting Hill. There are a few to choose from - like scrambled with caramelized onions, or egg salad - but the BEC (bacon, egg, cheese) is the essential order." - heidi lauth beasley, jake missing

"With a name like that, in 2019 — no chance, right? Well, it’s complicated. IRL, the place was panned, reports of sulphurous reek and inedible baps. On Instagram, though? Shrug emoji! Turns out people really like taking photos of celebrated foreign imports and sharing them with their friends. Like another of 2019’s biggest screen villains, Eggslut was… Inevitable." - George Reynolds