Teddy Milliren
Google
Oh boy where to even start.
Number one, if you have to PAY for chips and salsa that's a red flag right there.
Number two, online said easy free street parking... You realize this is Seattle right off the highway (LITERALLY). No parking was found til two blocks away but we understood because it's Seattle, but online shouldn't say easy street parking.
3, you have to buy beans and rice SEPARATELY for 6$ EACH.
4, no kids menu, so had to order the small quesadilla.
5, I guess this is a pro in some ways but our food came within ten ish minutes but we couldn't eat it for another 15 minutes cuz it was SO HOT you couldn't hold the taco for longer than two seconds. The food was delicious eventually... thankfully.
6, bathroom you have to ask for them to unlock and it was TINY and dusty. Water pressure to wash your hands is horrible and you have to stand there for a few minutes so the water can actually clean off your hands. (Both men's and women's bathroom)
7, drinks... Where to start? No root beer or anything caffeine free. Mexican sodas of course. So we asked for water and when we received them it was lukewarm water with ice cubes that melted within a few minutes. Never have I been to a restaurant that the ice cubes melted before we finished the drinks. Had to ask for a refill later because we were never approached how we were doing or if we needed anything.
8, WARNING!! The pico, guac and salsa is really spicy and there's even a sign that says that when you walk in.
9, the table was WARPED that one side was taller than the opposite seats and wasn't secure to the ground. The whole table kept shifting at the slightest touch so the entire meal was us moving the table back and forth because itd move when we ate.
10 and last one but the serving size for asking for pico or quac (which is a few bucks by itself and youd think you'd get more...) is a TINY sauce bowl but I guess they think the spiciness of it makes up for the lack of what you get.
Overall, I personally wouldn't believe the other reviews, it's lying when it says 10-20$ per person. It's literally like 10$ per ITEM on your plate. Ending up spending 85$ for my family of 3 and it was because we had to order beans and rice separately. The small quesadilla was 16$ and not to mention you have to pay for chips and salsa. I guess every single other Mexican restaurant I've been to spoiled people with free chips and salsa? We came in very hungry from doing the zoo for four hours and we weren't expecting this at all. We had high hopes off it's 4.7 rating.
So if you don't care waiting, warped tables and paying for literally everything individually and small portions go ahead. We're never coming again.