Ryan S.
Yelp
Pointless.
I should have known when I saw that the "Mayan" salad featured gorgonzola cheese. You know, blue cheese, for which the Mayan's are famous. Much like how the Swedes are famous for their pizza.
But weird inauthenticity aside, the food is boring. The shrimp gazpacho sounds nice, but it is basically the same taste as the free salsa that comes with the chips... and some shrimp. It isn't bad. It's just pointless. If I was starving would I happily eat it? Sure. Would I ever actually want it? No.
Omalete was salted to the point of inedibility. But even it it wasn't saltier than the dead sea, it was boring. The grilled shrimp tostada salad was a bit better, as the shrimp was well seasoned and cooked nicely. But other than the shrimp being good, it was nothing better than a tostada from El Pollo Loco. Perhaps less. It was small, and insubstantial. And well over $20.
Service is great. Atmosphere is mellow. Decor is well dated, but whatever, it is comfortable. There are weird posters about human trafficking all on the way to and in the bathrooms.... just kind of strange.
I mean, if I was working in the area, and someone was BUYING lunch and wanted to go here, I would go. And I would not order the gazpacho. Or any egg product. If that helps.
But I would not take anyone here. Anyone you take here is going to think less of you, I am pretty sure. And you will spend like $80 on lunch for two after tax and tip, and at $40 I would not be happy with it. You know? It isn't terrible, but it is just pointless.