David C.
Yelp
This is a fine dining Michelin Star restaurant. I will attempt to segment my review accordingly, as the nuance of such an experience and expounding thereupon is highly divergent in appreciation and applicability. Needless to say, this restaurant is not for every and all tastes.
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1. Truncated scores for oversimplification, respectively:
(1) Compared to other Michelin Star venues: 2.75 to 3 out of 5 stars;
(2) Compared to other Michelin (Star or otherwise) venues: 4 stars;
(3) Compared to other fine dining restaurants in surrounding area: 4 stars;
(4) Compared to all restaurants, regardless of type or class: 4.25 stars;
(5) Compared to options in DMV area for a special occasion: 5 stars;
(6) Subjective enjoyment as a food enthusiast: 3 stars;
(7) Subjective enjoyment as a fine dining enthusiast: 3.5 to 4 stars;
(8) Value of experience from a dining enthusiast's perspective: 4.25 stars;
(9) Objective value: 1.5 to 2 stars;
(10) Aggregate true rating: 2.75 to 3.25 stars, depending on the day.
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2. Exposition:
Xiquet offers an expensive, premium, and highly specific experience that may seem foreign, especially to those who aren't accustomed to fine diving; and even, at some points, to those who have dabbled here and there.
Upon entering the unassuming multi-level restaurant, you are greeted by a host who takes a variable amount of time to prepare a table for you. You sit on a couch in the lobby which also has a bar. Upon my visit, the bar was unattended, making for a peculiar dynamic.
After being checked in, you walk up two floors to the top floor. You are greeted by the head chef, and partake in a drink and small bite as he and one of his chefs welcome you. You are then seated at your table, one of only a few in the dining room. The big windows on the end of the room make for a good view, especially if you are seated toward them.
After being seated, you will be acquainted with 2 to 3 main servers; a sommelier; and a manager. Prior to being served each course in the tasting menu, a card will be presented to you which describes the dish as well as its origins, concept, and personal relevance to the head chef, Danny Lledo. As the dish is being served, the main server attending you will further expound upon the nuances of each dish. Toward the end of your meal, Danny comes to speak with you once more.
Upon finishing all the courses (and there are many if you go for the tasting menu), you will be escorted down one level to a bar and lounge area. This floor happens to also be where the restrooms are located. As you conclude your meal, you sit on a couch which is surrounded by another bar area. You are served tea, chocolates, and desserts. Upon preparing to check out, the manager comes by to ask you about your experience.
The menu changes several times per year with a certain few items remaining. If this place is your cup of tea, consider revisiting to try different items; as well as different occasions in which the setup may be quite distinguished.
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3. Critique:
Each of the staff are highly trained and very knowledgeable. The experience is very unique and different, and highly worthwhile for a food enthusiast who wishes to experience something new and premium; especially for a special occasion.
Many of the items, like with art, are made better by the explanations; as is the whole experience bespoke accordingly. However, some items are better than others; and some are highly memorable while others are perhaps bland. All items, however, do push the envelope; and craft a cohesive story as well as are likely unique. In that sense, I cannot offer any misgivings about the experience. To say I would recommend it, however, is a threshold I cannot truly pass; as much as because of the competition and the price point, as well as the relative expectations and preferences of all people, which are not necessarily in tune with a clientele who would visit this place. Of those who would contemplate visiting such a place, I cannot say with guarantee nor sterling conviction that the experience will be enjoyed, either.
Some items did little for me, palette-wise, as well as in invoking any thought, inspiration, or satisfaction. Others, yet, induced a comprehensive resolution of resplendence which reaffirmed why I continue to exist; of why I endure; and of why I strive. My lukewarm score is a function of these two states at conflict; as well as that the exact distribution is not favorable, given the price.
But I am at a limbo, in that, in grading a Michelin Star, I ask myself whether I am grading the food or the restaurant; and to what degree I am offering too much or little to either front. In the case of Xiquet, I opine the experience superior to food.
Definitely a good restaurant and experience. But is it fitting of its weight? That is the query.
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4. Recommendations:
Try at least once, if you have a lot of disposable funds. Definitely keep an open mind.