Nicole B.
Yelp
I like handing out 5 stars here. I WANT to hand out 5 stars here. And WILL hand out 5 stars whenever I think appropriate. I will not hold it against a restaurant that they are take out only. I rate according to what your "niche" is. Fair Haven Oyster Co. is 5 Stars against all comers, in every category.
PEAK DINING EXPERIENCE: food, service, setting, VIBE. Wow.
My parents took me to Fair Haven Oyster this past week. My parents raised me up to dine out boldly and bravely and to LEAN INTO the experience.
We ate in the garden of a vineyard in St. Paul de Vence the month James Baldwin was dying in that same town...
We ate Bouillabaisse seaside in Marseille.
We ate at Gordon Ramsey's Chef's Table at The Savoy in London (WOW!! On every level.).
We ate (repeatedly) at Giambelli's 50th back in The Actual Day. IYKYK
I would put our meal at Fair Haven Oyster Co. up against ALL these. And then I would award Fair Haven 5 Stars.
Wow.
Just. Wow.
This spot is small. Just a bar and a row of 2 tops behind it. But! If the weather is okay there is dining outside on the deck.
Dad made a reservation online (you MUST) for "the bar" at 6:30pm. We were out and about and so just headed over extremely early. Which was a GREAT idea because we discovered that "bar" actually means BAR. LOL ("Dining room" is the 2 tops.) But, we were early early and the weather was FINE, so they asked if we wanted to sit outside. YES.
Again. WOW. Just WOW y'all.
Fair Haven Oyster is located at some little boat/yacht/whatever club on The Quinnipiac River. So the deck looks out over the river and the boats and across to lovely/historic little houses/hamlets/churches and even off, in the semi distance, to the cars/trucks on 91. LOVE.
The weather was PERFECTION. The tide was going out. The water was crystal clear. The sky was BLUE BLUE with fluffy clouds.
I was a little worried when they gave us tiny water glasses. I drink water. Plenty of it. But they kept those little glasses full. Which is no mean feat when the place just got progressively busier and also, keeping water glasses filled is a common "weak point" when I eat out. The service here was ON POINT.
While Dad was griping about the QR code menu I ordered a Hendricks and Tonic. Because their bar looked kinda legit.
Gurrrlllll. A gin and tonic is a "test" drink for any bar. Most fail. Miserably. Not Fair Haven. My G&T arrived in the PROPER highball glass FULL of tonic bubbles.
Gauntlet. Thrown DOWN.
I feel like the staff had their "doubts" about us when we arrived and then, as we continued to order and ORDER they got "on board" with all that We Bartners ARE when we dine out...Good Times. ALL the food, ALL the wine ALL the vibes.
We do NOT come to play. And neither should you.
The menu is broken into Raw (they have an impressive oyster selection and caviar service, if that's your thing), soups and salads, small plates and large plates. My plan was to eat my way through salads and small plates. I did order Scallop Crudo (olive oil, lemon, salt, herbs) and Tuna Crudo (over foie gras mousse on a brioche cracker) for the table. But then I ate them...
Dad ordered Gildas to share (tiny skewers of anchovies, piparra peppers, castelvetrano olives & Mahon cheese). Super fun bar type snack.
Things I ate:
Fair Haven Clam Chowder. Which really tasted like a very good escarole (it was actually kelp) soup with clams.
Baby Butter Lettuces (w/fried oysters, green goddess, bonito). This is EVERYTHING a salad should be. Delicious, filling, fresh, UMAMI. The fried oysters make it a legit meal.
Heirloom Tomatoes (w/bottarga): beautiful, delicious tomatoes served in the most Umami-forward way possible.
Uni Toast (w/ white shoyu, sesame & chive). I eat A LOT of Uni. Because I eat A LOT of Omakase and Kaiseki in NYC. So, for me? There are better ways to savor Uni. But, again! UMAMI BOMB. And I am always here for the Umami.
Mom and Dad ordered the Grilled Black Cod (over cucumber & snap pea salad w/ kelp ponzu & shiso). SNAPS to them for stretching outside their culinary comfort zones after I explained o them that Black Cod is one of the most delicious fish out there and ponzu us right up their alley! This dish is just glorious: Perfectly grilled fish adrift in a sea of incredibly fresh and delicious vegetables. The snap of those snap peas was perfection.
For dessert we ordered Vanilla Bean Cheesecake with honey fennel pollen & wild fennel. I. LOVE. Fennel and will eat it in any form. This really did not taste of fennel. But! This was one of the best cheesecakes I've ever had and I am PICKY about my cheesecake. It better be NY Style.
We also got the Black Cocoa Cookie Ice Cream Sandwich. HOLY CRAP PEOPLE. I'm going to go out on a limb and say this might be the best dessert I've ever had.