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Galarneau was wrong. The worst thing about this place isn’t the name. It’s the prices. 💸
but enough about Galarneau
let’s talk about pastrami
you see those photos of a pastrami sandwich down there?
you know you do
you won’t be able to get this sandwich
that’s right
You. Won’t. be able to get this sandwich
see, Frank’s Gourmet Hot Dogs has kind of a supply-and-demand issue…
i was wrong in my first review
wasn’t no $47 for a pastrami sandwich
only $25
but, see
it’s not called frank’s pastrami sandiwiches
it’s called franks gourmet hot dogs
because they serve hot dogs everyday
pastrami?
ohhhhh, no, no, nonono, my sweet child
see
there’s a way to get this here sammich
via the internet
ya know
using your computer n such?
gettin connected with the restaurant brands you love, ya know?
but i don’t wanna elaborate on how
because that will create competition
competition for MY pastrami sandwich, that i’m holding here right now
see
frank don’t make this here pastrami everyday
he puts in on the menu for………..
………….ooh…………….
.
………..maybe 2-3 days per year
idk
something like that
but he announces like a day ahead of time thats hes making some for tomorrow
but see, thats not all
because the pastrami sandwich is for sale on those one day periods only
available to pre-order online
which online ordering is another crazy story in and of itself
but anyways
thats kinda like making the customers
like
fight over some sandwiches at a restaurant
but putting that aside
there’s only a handful on sandwiches made on those one day intervals
and if you dont know how to specifically online order this sandwich on which day
you’ll be greeted by my friend here
took a selfie of him in ze Photos
a biiiiiiig, Expo marker blackboard
and under Specials
you’ll see
“Pastrami: SOLD OUT!”
🎺 WAH, WAAH, WAAAAAAAAAAAAH 🎺
🎺MY TRUMPETS OF SORROW GO OUT TO YOU, SIR 🎺
ahhhhhhh
that felt good
as i stare at my delicious sandwich
that i jumped through so many hoops to get
and as i took my first bite
i saw a group of three enter the restaurant on a whim
and delighted in seeing them stare at the “Pastrami: SOLD OUT!” sign
ooooooh, they were so dissapointed that they missed it
and i delighted in glee
for i had a pastrami sandwich in my hands
an ungodly, heavenly, and tasty pastrami sandwich in my hands
and they didn’t
as i consumed my sammich
i could imagine in my mindhole
that hundreds more customers will come through those doors
seeking their pastrami treasure
only to be rejected
because they didn’t know all of the specific steps on how to preorder them
so boo to you all
boo, all you 100 customers
you don’t get to taste our delicious, mouthwatering pastrami sandwiches
good luck next time
whenever next time is
you know
i could say that Frank’s Gourmet Hot Dogs doesn’t truly care about their customers
i could say they treat them like a number
but what i’ll say instead
is that it’s funny how the restaurant never sells out of hot dogs, or french fries, or…veggie burgers…on any given day
but on whatever day they offer up their famous pastrami sandwich
even if it’s on a Monday
it sells out within hours
Frank’s Gourmet Hot Dogs has kind of a…supply-and-demand issue…