Nick M.
Yelp
Cue "Rocky" music... (it's playing in your head isn't it?!)
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the main event of the night, in the category of Internal battles here at O'Hare International Airport Chicago, presiding this match we have the judge Amanda G and the referee Dude At Counter, (pause) Now in the red corner weighting 3 Pounds, with a professional record of 37 wins, 27 by way of looking in the mirror and 10 loses to most things with cheese, the current Champion of shirtless summers, please welcome the never popular Will "ew you're going to eat that?" Powwwwwwer, (Pause), his opponent in the blue corner weighting 2 pounds with a professional record of 45 wins, 30 Knockouts with the help of cheese and 10 loses due shiny reflective things, please welcome "Mr. Indulge me himself" Stoooooooomaaaach...
Dude at Counter: I want a nice clean fight here?
Me: Say what dude?
Dude at Counter: Do want new cut fries here? ( I swear he still said the other but I couldn't understand him)
Stomach come out fighting: A hot dog before a flight, hell yeah!!
Will Power counters: No, that might not go well and you don't like flying enough as it goes now.
Stomach goes on the aggressive: Wouldn't it be nice then to have an awesome meal before something you don't like. It could help. Besides you're on vacation.
Will Power is weakened with the word "vacation" but stays strong: It's going to make you fat and it's the airport, so it might actually give you oh oh bum.
Stomach is knocked to the ground with the one, two punch, but some how gets back up and counters with: Vacation!!!
Will Power has faltered and takes a quick glance at the judge:
Amanda G: Why don't you just get the cheese fries
Will Power goes down: Noooo, not cheese
Stomach: Ah, victory tastes so creamy and potato-y
Hey counter dude, I'll take those fries with some cheese. Wait, you want how much!??!