Hot Cookie

Dang good chocolate chip cookie here! Great community spot, friendly staff, and boy do they have some stories! Stop by and grab some cookies to enjoy later in the night!

Last night we were bar hopping in the Castro and stopped at Hot Cookie Bakery. It was my birthday, and the employee (I believe his name was Rocky) was super sweet and gave me a complimentary cookie 🍪🎉. The cookies were delicious… and let’s just say the shape made it even funnier for a group of gay guys ending their night in the Castro 😂. Such a fun spot with great service and a great sense of humor. We bought a few cookies and loved them. Highly recommend if you’re in the area!

You'll get the other 3 stars when you bring back my oatmeal raisin cookies. Not this subpar recipe you're peddling. I don't know why I expected consistent flavor when the size and density were so changed. Did you really think I wouldn't notice? For shame.

The Staff are very friendly and patient! A wide, fun variety of flavors to choose from vast menu. I choose the Harvey Milk cookie, it was delicious 😋 I ate the cookie in a matter of minutes! Brought one home to 84 year old father, he said the best cookie he has had in along time! Reminds him of the ole school cookies he used to eat!! Thank you Hot Cookie,Yummy!!

Definitely entertaining with the fun cookie names, but the cookies were very dry, burnt and flavorless.

If you’re in San Francisco, and specifically in the Castro District, you definitely have to go to hot cookie. It’s a cult classic in San Francisco. There is another one on Polk Street. But, this is my favorite. I used to live in the Castro area. Always took my guest who visited me from out of state It’s a fun and exciting environment there in the gay district. But, the cookies are also amazing. One of my favorite cookies is their coconut macaroons. Of course the cookies are fun. The tourists love them. Try not to get offended. It’s Even though it is a very touristy spot. I always go. The cookies are delicious. So, they live up to the height.

Pretty decent cookies! This review is for the traditional cookies they serve, pictured - not the phallic etc macaroon cookies this shop is so known for. I was looking up where to get the best cookies in San Francisco - this place came up on an article that listed the author's favs! It was also late at night... I placed a delivery order from this place and I wasn't expecting too much as I was in the mood for a variety of classic cookies and not so much the chocolate dipped private parts cookies, which look cool but I'd been advised weren't exactly the best tasting ones the shop had to offer. I also didn't wanna pay $15 a piece for one of them. The cookies I did receive were VERY big, and not super expensive - over $5 per cookie but, for San Francisco that's not a bad price. My favorites were the chocolate chip toffee, and the spicy cocoa cookie which is the darker brown one pictured in my photos. That one was really nice and chewy which I really appreciate. Just like their description boasted, it had a nice chocolate flavor and the spice came afterwards and lingered, and was nice and warm but definitely not too spicy. I think most folks would like this one. My partner loves a snickerdoodle and theirs was pretty decent, but definitely not the traditional snickerdoodle with lots of cinnamon sugar on the outside. This one had just a bit of cinnamon sugar on the outside - I wonder if some fell off in delivery or something. It had like, swirls of cinnamon throughout the dough. I did enjoy their cookies & cream cookie as well, it had a nice flavor. And I was pleasantly surprised by how much I liked their oatmeal, chocolate and pecan cookie. Those are hit or miss for me but if I went back here, I'd likely get one of those again.

Best cookies in town ! I always drive all the way from Daly City to Castro for their cookies . The person works there is really nice :) Must try when you are in San Francisco!

Hands down, Hot Cookie is one of my favorite cookies spots. I recently tried the Pecan Chip, Harvey Milk Toffee, Lil Bish and and Hunky Monkey. I recommend to try them all. They also have day old cookies, but you have to catch them in the beginning of the day until they run out. I also love their pen7s and vag7ina cookies. They're gifts for people visiting the city. Make sure they have a great sense of humor. The ambiance for this Castro location reflects the neighborhood for sure with quirky, friendly quirkiness.

go-to spot for anyone who is visiting me in San Francisco and wants a sweet treat that is not boba. unlike any other dessert shop that I have been to. such a laugh for the bus ride back home because visitors' eyes when they are reading the menu and having to say aloud what they want to order. wish that the staff members were more adamant about you calling each order by their proper name because I feel like it is part of the Hot Cookie / Castro experience. They were much more pushy towards tourists to say their orders by full name aloud when I first got to San Francisco where I would attend school for the next three years. very small shop, so it gets tight, especially as the line lengthens during the late afternoon time. at least there are scattered pictures of Castro-esque culture that you cannot help but to stare whatever or whoever it is catches your eye. it is one of those sights that are hard to look away from once you make eye contact. ***Warning to those who get the penis-shaped pastry that there is coconut...

Um, yes.. This is exactly what I wanted. COOKIES! And, you can even order a Penis or vagina cookie. Warning, you will indulge. Provocative pics surround. Fun and tiny place to grab a sugar high before you head up to Dolores Park.

Hot Cookie in the City... Well, we could be talking about me, but in this case, hot cookie is a San Francisco cookie joint! They offer a variety of very uniquely named cookies that will please anyone and everyone's taste buds. We opted to try four different cookies that they tightly packed into a little cookie box. Raspberry white chocolate chip: this was the cookie of the month, and my least favorite out of the ones that we selected. There's just something about the raspberry that just doesn't taste anything less than artificial. The peanut butter chocolate chip was pretty tasty. A little over, baked for my taste, and I would've loved a deeper peanut butter flavor. But overall a pretty tasty cookie. Snickerdoodle: normally, snickerdoodle is generally one of my least favorite cookie. This cookie was perfection. Crisp edges, soft cookie body, and the cinnamon and sugar were just absolutely delectable. The s'mores cookie: this should be enjoyed warm. We waited, so that's on us. The cookie is a blend of marshmallow and chocolate, and you'll want a cold glass of milk with it. If you're in San Francisco, this is a nice stop for a treat, they also will DoorDash in the local area.

Was hanging out in the Castro and walked in to check out some cookies, the cookies are quite large at $5 a piece and they have one vegan option - mini ginger snap at $1.25 a piece. They were delicious - moist and perfect balance of ginger and nutmeg. The woman that helped us was wonderful and joked with us becasue if you buy the red hot undies and take a picture in them which will get your picture put on The Wall, one cookie is on them. CC accepted.

Tried a few of their creations. Fun concept. Good cookies, great texture and sweetness. The cookies are even better warmed up. Note that there is no seating at this location.

While the lines are long, the wait which is never too long, is worth it! What you get are some amazing cookies. You really can't go wrong with the white chocolate macadamia nut or chocolate chip and toffee cookies. The snickerdoodle is also amazing. The ambience is the thing you go for, the space is small with just enough room to buy your cookies and get out. But that's ok, you just got yourself some kick ass cookies.

I've come here a number of times and never disappoints. I love the minis bc I feel like I've somehow restrained myself a bit rather than the full size cookies ha. My favs are the Betty whites (white chocolate chip cookies). The others are delish as well. Good texture and sweetness. The store is small inside without seating so just pop in and order and can enjoy your cookies in the Castro. Service is friendly and quick. I also had to try the pride specials this time even though they're normally available but not in the rainbow colors. Had to get both the penis and vagina one's for all parties. I'd say they're prettier than they taste but they're def fun.

TLDR: Get it in! It's worth the experience, and it may leave your mouth watering for more. ;) - - - - - - Sweets aren't my favorite, since I don't have a sweet tooth, and I cannot handle the standard American sweet. Regardless, my friend insisted on stopping a station earlier before our destination for dessert - aite! Never did I expect that he would be taking me to Hot Cookie - I wasn't a fan of cookies, especially not hot, and the implied levels of sugar. Lo and behold, as I pressed my eyes upon the glass display case, he told me that we were going... to be eating dirty that night. It was at that moment, that I knew, that he was going to get the chocolate delight. I waited outside while he paid for it in cold, hard cash. And then he came out, offering me the first bite. Not only was it a chocolate shtick, it came with whipped in cream as well - delightful, my other dislike. He insisted that I take a nibble, so nibble I did, and i have to admit that I was pleasantly surprised at the appropriate level of sugar. Unfortunately, I couldn't take more than a mouthful, as it was quite large, and I couldn't handle that amount of sugar and sweets. Now for the real question, was it the right size and texture? Unfortunately, for that, I cannot answer, but it the texture was as soft as cake, and little chewing was necessary. And for size... well, we'll let the standard male pinky size decide.

I'm addicted to their M&M cookies! After being out of the country for 2 months, one of the first places I came back to was Hot Cookie...for their M&M cookie! They actually have a pretty wide variety to choose from, but this has been my default for ages, and never disappoints. It's best when you can get them while they're still warm from the oven. But honestly, they're still not bad the next day, tho I usually finish off the entire cookie in the car. A Hot Cookie of the Month is featured monthly. In August, it's "Morning Sex" cookies. If you know Hot Cookie, the name won't surprise you. Lol. It sounded good, tho I didn't try it (too busy working on my M&M cookie haha). Anyway, it's a "toffee and butterscotch chip cookie topped with toasted pecans and a drizzle of maple icing". Doesn't that sound tempting?? This location in the Castro is a grab and go spot, so no tables or chairs.

Hot Cookie has become a must visit when we visit SF. The specialty shaped cookies are a novelty, but taste amazing and their regular cookies are also very good. I love that they have fresh baked options as well as discounted day old options. The Harvey Milk Toffee is my favorite, but we love trying their special cookies and working our way through all the options. The people who work here are always so friendly and they're happy to let you know what the updated stock of day old cookies is, to help you save a bit. The shop is really small, but it's a quick grab and go experience.

When you're looking for a naughty indulgence in more ways than one, look no further than Hot Cookie. I tried the dark chocolate phallus cookie, and it was a mouthful and then some. The macaroon-filled cookie was so large that we got 3 servings out of it. Now it wouldn't be ideal if you're not a fan of coconut, but luckily coconut is one of my favourite flavours. Conveniently located right across from the muni station, it couldn't be any easier to satisfy a sugar craving and have some fun while at it. ETA link to my Google review with my cookie photo since it keeps getting removed here https://maps.app.goo.gl/Bbhpcsx3hWbX24Bg7?g_st=ic

Had time to kill so decided to buy some cookies. Got myself the oatmeal walnut chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, and toffee milk chocolate chip cookies. The friendly workers offered to warm them up and that's hard to pass up on. Cookies are substantial and has great flavor. They all tasted unique even though some share similar ingredients. Very fun shop.

Very fun place to stumble upon while out in the Castro, it was raining out and the smell of sweet, warm cookies drew us in. The workers were very patient while we took in all the flavor options. I will say pricing was also quite affordable! Also a fun treat after a few drinks :)

SO GOOD!! My favorite cookie spot in the bay! The workers were so nice, gave me recommendations, and even described the taste of the cookies to me:) hella flavors to choose from and they'll warm it up for you!! Lovedddd the hunky monkey

It doesn't take long to know that I'm a fiend when it comes to cookies. Good chocolate chips cookies. The kind that are gooey in the center and a slight crunch on the outside. So I'm always on the lookout and came across this hot place. I mean spicy. In what sense? Imagine some of the decor, names, and some of the desserts being NSFW. They truly go in on the vibe of the place, but all I care about is the cookie. I got this chocolate chip cookie with some toffee as that was their best seller. It was fresh out of the oven, and ice started to like chocolate chip cookies with toffee in them. The cookie was soft on the inside and crispy on the outside. Check. The cookie had the right amount of sweetness. Check. The cookie wasn't too thick. Check. It easily beat all the things I was looking for in a great cookie. The toffee was subtle, so it balanced it really well. If I had anything to say to critique, I thought the cookie was a little bit on the drier side, but that's all I could think of.  I'm a fan of this place! This might be the place that I get my cookie fix in SF from now on so I can't wait to try the others!

Ordered ahead a cookie cake as a prize for a field day i hosted. I ordered the day before for a 6-7pm pick up and it wasn't ready til after 7pm which worked fine for me! Still waited in a long line and decided to pick up an extra snickerdoodle and oreo cookie to make it worth my while. Every cookie, including the cookie cake, was delicious! I was a tad disappointed with the writing on the cake- you can't really make it out as the writing is too thick. The fudge icing is yummy though. Appears someone underestimated how little space they had. Just something to keep in mind when ordering.

It's a sexy cookie store in the Castro, with many flavors of cookies, open late. By sexy cookie store, I mean that there are pics of people wearing undies that say "hot cookie", and they sell cookies the shape of sexy anatomy. So go get your cookie freak on. Sometimes there's a line but it moves quickly.

This is my second time, I am going to have to start going in the other direction. I can't walk past it. You can smell them and they are delicious. It's just the store front. You walk in to the display and counter. Barely fit in but the cookies are right there. Can't complain about the results. They have about any and every kind of cookies; oh, and then they have brownies. I can't resist a good chocolate brownie!! Service is right there in your face. Every one makes you feel like a valued customer.

Nice sugary things. I love that they have vegan options., Nice fun people. The store is located in front of the Castro Theater. Nicely decorated and well stocked. The Ginger Cookie was delicious.,

I always walked by this place, curious but pretty dismissive about it. I finally gave in and gave it a try and now it's a go-to craving! Perfect location in the heart of Castro! Warm and filled with the glorious smells of fresher baked cookies- I immediately felt at home and in love! Speedy, low-pressure, and friendly workers behind the counter. Non-pretentious and welcoming to all. Walk up and get a taste of heaven! Perfectly chewy and scrumptious cookies! I have tried the chocolate chip, pokie (m&m), white chocolate and macadamia nut, and white chocolate and raspberry cookies! Loved and recommend them all! Pretty sure you can't go wrong here!

omg wow this place is hilarious . i come here if i ever want peener in my mouth. pause. their penis shaped cookies definitely drew my attention. the cookie itself underneath the chocolatey shell is a macaron. i'm not the biggest fan of coconut so i probably wouldn't get it again. but i have yet to try their actual cookies and would go back

If you want something a little weird definitely check this place out. I was visiting the city and it was a quick walk from my hotel. the cookie/cake thing itself was pretty good! it was a bit hard, so maybe wait for it to melt a little. but the flavor was. it was almondly or coconuty?Kind of hard to place but, it was tasty and a fun experience. They have tons of other cookie and treat options, but I had to go with the biggest statement piece while I was there.

The cookies were burnt and dry! From an outsider, there is nothing special about this place!!

If you're visiting or a local you must stop by Hot Cookie! This is my go to sweet treat spot. They have an amazing variety of large cookies and other baked goods. They also had a small selection of drinks. My favorites by far are always the fudge packer (chocolate fudge cookie with big fudge chunks) and the cream me (cookies and cream). They have something for everyone! If it's not too busy, they can warm up the cookie. The cookies are consistently fresh. You can get discount cookies from the day before if they have any left it's written on this small marker board. There's no seating so grab a treat and walk around the Castro!

The girlies and I wanted something sweet and we happened to find ourselves spontaneously in the Castro. Hot Cookie is a fun place to visit for treats and the quantity and variety of baked goods they have is perfect to satisfy the sweet tooth. Summary: Food: 8/10 Service: 10/10 Ambiance: 10/10 Parking: 5/10 What I ordered: "Cream Me" Oreo cookie - 10/10 "Basic B**tch" Chocolate Chip Cookie - 8/10 I have been to Hot Cookie YEARS ago and I have tried the infamous cookie that they are known for. To my surprise... it is a Macaroon...Not a Macaron but MACAROON. So, if you do not like COCONUT... then do not get the genitalia cookie lol. Ever since then, I have not gone for that specific cookie as I wished it was an actual cookie. However, there are other flavored cookies, bars, etc. FOOD: 8/10 I really loved how we were here at 11:32 PM and there was STILL a lot of variety to choose from. Although they are not fresh out of the oven, it was still yummy and had the perfect cookie chew. I love how the cookies were not overly sweet as well. SERVICE: 10/10 The one staff that was there was very patient and friendly!!! AMBIANCE: 10/10 See for yourself on the pictures! It's definitely a fun spot and also different as you may see. I also think having a bunch of different polaroid covering the wall is so cute. PARKING: 5/10 Very hit or miss, especially during night life.

Had fun stopping into the Castro Hot Cookie! The storefront is very small - only 1 person can enter at a time, but the aesthetic is hilarious. Check it out if you want to know what I'm talking about ;) The service was kind and quick and the cookie was delicious.

Small cookie place in the Castro! They have lots of different cookies and they're all yummy. They close at 11pm most days but are open until 2am on Fridays and Saturdays so it's the perfect spot for any late night cravings after a night out in the Castro.

Are the cookies from Hot Cookie hot and fresh out of the oven? Not really. But these are some amusingly named and shaped cookies! I've known about the iconic Castro staple since I was a child. I've gawked over the silly and racy cookies and tried to convince others to come with me. When my friend and fellow Yelper Janice Q. came to visit me she was more than down to try one! This bakery sells cookies of all kinds--classics, delightfully sweet ingredients, and amusing shapes and names such as erotic and genitalia cookies. You can view all of the cookies in their display which evoked excitement but also overwhelmed me a bit. It's on a small scale and enough for one or two parties inside. The shop is plastered with a backdrop of customers in their Hot Cookie apparel and fun merch. We found the worker to be patient yet speedy with helping us. Honestly, we came for one thing only, the genitalia cookie. The cookies are offered in either white or dark chocolate. It's a giant macaroon cookie that is heavy on the shredded coconut. The texture is dense and engulfed in rich and sweet chocolate. The three of us shared it and let's say that cookie was thick, long, and enough to share. I recommend it for those with a big appetite and can handle sweetness. I am curious about their other bold offerings! No matter if you're a tourist or local, Hot Cookie is a must in the Castro. Parking is on the street but they have a location on Polk too. You won't be disappointed with their vast selection of sweet, chewy, and entertaining treats. It also makes for a great photo op! I'll be back to Hot Cookie with more of my hot friends!

What's not to like an abundance of cookies and sizes and flavors and even a few novelties to make you snicker during that coffee hour, giftgiving or just feel good treat. The team behind the counter are always super friendly and accommodating, and the cookies are fresh. this is a pick up and go kind of place. It's small and quick perfect on your way to the office home or to a picnic

The staff were friendly & quickly attended to my order. I'm usually not a fan of coconut, but I still decided to get the dark chocolate penis cookie, which is composed of macaroon. It was good. Coconut is starting to grow on me. The snickerdoodles were massive. Had a good amount of cinnamon and sugar flavor with a warm gooey center. I'll definitely go again the next time I visit Castro.

I picked up a penis macaroon and brownie for a birthday celebration recently. The girth and weight of both the penis and brownie were worth the price. The penis macaroon was your typical coconut macaroon, mainly about its shape. The brownie was very dense and rich, more like a fudge? Overall good experience and well worth the laugh.

I pass by this place all the time and it always smell so decadent. We were in the area and decided to finally try it out! We shared the chocolate one and lowkey I was kinda disappointed that it wasn't an actual cookie. It was a coconut chocolate treat kinda like an almond joy (which is one my least favorite candy bars). If thats your thing then go for it but its not my thing. They are huge though and not bad. Next time, I'll stick to a normal cookie.

My friends and I came across this place while walking around to find somewhere to eat at castro street which caught my eye because I do love a local cookie spot so we decided to stop by for dessert. I was amazed by the different option of flavors as they all looked delightful! I decided to go with "Fudge packer" which was filled with a great amount of chocolate fudge and the cookie batter was most definitely giving a chocolate aroma. It almost tasted like a chewy brownie! I also decided to get a second cookie to share with my friends and snickerdoodle caught my eye as I've never had a massive snickerdoodle cookie like that, and we always love a basic, but sweet and cinnamon flavor. The cookies came in warm, which I appreciated as I prefer my cookies fresh! I know this place is popular for their penis shaped cakes and I definitely wanna try this next time I come out in SF for funsies lol. The workers were super welcoming and had a positive energy as we ordered. The place is definitely small, so you could expect to just line up, order your cookie, leave and enjoy a warm and fresh cookie.

I'd consider this a "when in Rome" & in the mood for something sweet/on the go ready. But go out of my way for Hot Cookie? Nah. But that's also because I try to limit gluten & high sugar intake. My date was a tall man with big appetite & sweet tooth, and we were looking for something to put a cherry on top of a tasty sushi dinner. To our delight, Hot Cookie still had a handful of options about 10 min before close. We got a snickerdoodle, chocolate chip, and double chocolate. He had never tried a snickerdoodle before & ended up loving it the most out of all 3. The centers of the cookies seemed intentionally undercooked-ish - I know some people love this, but another reason for me, personally, to not go out of my way to get one.

This is a review of a delivery, so I can't really speak to the service or ambiance of Hot Cookie. + White chocolate penis-shaped macaroons were a hit for a bachelor party! They were delivered in small, individual paper bags. We were all surprised how big they were. Definitely a treat to share! - Unfortunately, the dark chocolate options for the penis-shaped macaroons were sold out on Friday. They seem to be the most popular, so order them early if you can. Will have to visit in person next time and try out all their other treats!

These cookies will get you every time & can make a Cookie Monster out of you. If you know you know about hot cookie. They have an eclectic variety of cookies/treats here with wild names and can be addictive. Of course the cookies are hot, and you can have them heated further upon request. These cookies seemingly soak up liquor which you may need hanging/partying in the area depending on what you have going on. My favorite will always be the toffee Milk Chocolate cookie, and that won't change. They also Have a wall that showcases people wearing the infamous Hot Cookie underwear. It's a thing. Lol. They have the Hot Cookie underwear for sale, and you can become Hot Cookie famous if you take a picture and share it. Cheers! Because it rhymes with cookies today :)

Hot Cookie might not be for everyone but it sure is for me. Since my friend introduced me to it, I'm obsessed! Especially their chocolate coconut macaroons (I'm not exactly sure what they're called) but omg I love. Now every time my friend is in the city, I make her buy me some, I don't even care what shape they are. So many shapes and sizes which makes it very fun and a great conversation starter! I made sure to have some of these for my bachelorette! Small little shop and a chill vibes. If you have a sweet/dessert tooth, must check it out.

I have been to several places that sells chocolate chip cookies and Mrs Fields is one of them.... I Have Heard Of Hot Cookie before That's The One Place I Have Never Thought Of Going To Just To Buy Myself A Chocolate Chip Cookie & It Had A Strange Name For A Chocolate Chip Cookie Which Was Called Basic Bitch... This Was My Very 1st Time Here!!!

I decided to grab some cookies here while I was in the area. It's a really small store where you just order your cookies and go. There's some "interesting" cookies, but I was more interested in some of their special flavors. They offer fresh cookies for $4 each (for the ones I got), but you can snag yesterday's cookies for just $2 each. There's a whiteboard on the right side showing what cookies are still available. We waited about 5 minutes to get helped, and it felt a bit rushed to get our order through. I noticed they seem to have a rewards program, although I didn't get the chance to sign up before they moved on to the next person. Here's a breakdown of the cookies we tried: Triple Chocolate Fudge (5/5): True to its name, this cookie doesn't disappoint with the amount of chocolate. It's not too rich either--really enjoyed this one. Matcha Green Tea Cookie (4.5/5): Subtle matcha flavor with more matcha powder in the middle. The icing on top can be a tad too sweet and overpower the matcha, but it's pretty good overall. Boy Scout Cookie (4/5): Decent, not too sweet. I would've liked the cookie to have some chocolate. It's basically a snickerdoodle cookie with a s'mores on top, but all the parts together didn't combine into something better. Overall, it's a solid spot to grab some cookies to go. I'd definitely come back for their yesterday's cookies--they're a great deal.

Cookies are below average at best. Store bought cookie dough is better. Their cookies are waaaay too sweet to have any other flavor other than sugar. Dont be tricked by people with bad taste. Cookies are 5 dollars as well. Save you money. Go somewhere else.

These cookie are amazingly delicious! They have to be one of the best bakeries in the city. I prefer the phallic cookie for ease of eating, but it doesn't matter what shape it's in, they're all good. Make sure to touch the tips with a friend before putting it in your mouth.

HAIR!!!! There was HAIR in my chocolate chip pecan cookie. I hope it was twice baked at least! HAIR!!!

I wish I had pictures but eh you can see everything on DoorDash lol hot cookie ALWAYS hits. The snickerdoodle with a smore on top is by far the star of the show but really everything is good. The chocolate chip is super buttery and on point. My coworkers LOVE when I bring these in and they're always a joy to bust out :)

Delectable. Divine. Delicious. At night I lay in bed and stare at my ceiling, thinking of this cookie.

I can't believe I've been coming here for so many years and never bothered to write a review. Well, that's about to change! A treasured gem, especially now that the big fresh cookie chain (i.e. Specialty's) has closed. I usually ask for the most recent cookie out of the oven, because I love them gooey, but everything is made fresh throughout the day so any choice will be moist and soft. Basic B: Nothing wrong with being basic. A good way to really get to appreciate their yummy cookie dough, along side a decent amount of large chocolate chips. I'd probably prefer larger chocolate chunks instead, to be more chocolatey, but there are definitely other options here to satisfy that specific craving. Fudge Packer: Another fun name. This is a chocolate cookie with big chocolate chunks. Perfect for when you're in a mood. Because chocolate makes everyone feel better! Fruity Freddy: Like a huge Rice Krispies treat with Fruity Pebbles. A lighter option than all the dense cookies and bars. Feels fun and retro. Sexy Brian: Kinda like 7-Layer Bar. Seemed pretty small compared to the cookies or other items. Also, felt like the bottom crust was a bit too thick compared to the lighter layers. Pokie: Like the Basic, but with some M&Ms too. This totally feels like the type of cookie I'd gravitate towards as a kid, because candy. Still nostalgic to had the crunchy M&Ms against the gooey cookie center. Dipped Brownie: Yes, it's a chocolate dipped brownie on a stick. And it's delicious! The brownie is so fudgy it tastes kinda like those Little Debbie brownies, but so much better since it's made fresh in house. The whole stick makes it less messy to eat, since fudgy brownies get all over your hands. Also, the writing on them is always a lot of fun.

Super fun place to stop by with your tourist friends. The cookie itself if you like coconut will be good. I thought it was a lot but definitely worth the experience!

A must-stop in the Castro district. Right across from a MUNI stop and near the corner of Market, it's just the most fun and delicious bakery. It's a pick-up-and-go type of situation, but the staff is super friendly and doesn't rush you.

Penis cookie! Obviously you come here for a penis cookie, but unfortunately they only come in a coconut macaroon. The other cookies are good but basic and a bit over priced in my opinion. There is usually a line out the door so the service is a bit rushed. This is hard because you can't really see what other cookies they have until it's your turn to order. Overall it's a fun gimmicky place but wouldn't frequent for actual cookies