Mai Ainsel
Google
Wow... after 40 years on this earth, for the first time, I have actually left slices of pizza uneaten rather than take them home to have the next day. I don't know what they're doing wrong - maybe the temp of the oven, or they don't have a pizza stone? But yeah, this was Not Good. Too soft in the middle and too crunchy on the outside.
The hostess shrugged and said "sit anywhere," the busser took forever to find us, the waitress didn't know what the only 2 white wines were (the menu called them "italian white" and "international white" and both were a mystery to her) and the egg white chamomile cocktail had chamomile flowers thrown on like they were boba. It's a garnish - one is sufficient. a half dozen and it's just awkward.
But all of that could have been forgiven, if it wasn't for the pizza. Have you ever been two drinks in, eaten pizza, and thought "I don't want more of this, and I know I'm not going to want this leftover in the morning either?" Until today, neither had I.