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Dessert shop · Lower East Side

Kinky's Dessert Bar | Drinks, Birthdays, Bachelorettes

Dessert shop · Lower East Side

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181 Orchard St, New York, NY 10002

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Welcome to Kinky's, where whimsical, cheeky desserts meet an adult-friendly vibe, complete with playful decor, DJ beats, and a menu of naughty treats like Waffle Dicks and flirtatious cupcakes that promise a fun, photo-worthy experience.  

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181 Orchard St, New York, NY 10002 Get directions

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Jeffrey Martinez

Google
It's a very short experience and definitely a spot for the Gram. The Staff was friendly and everything was clean. I would say if you're a Fan of Fondant then you will definitely enjoy some of the offers this place has. The aesthetic of the bakery is nice and the bathroom is really awesome. But it's a short experience and one that is only elevated for Social media. Check this one out if you're in the area.

Zachary

Google
This super cute dessert shop has very nice and attentive staff. The desserts are tasty and very bespoke. I absolutely love the theme of this place and will decently come again. Very kinky indeed. As per the price point. It is very reasonable especially for the quality you get. Very delicious. Step away from your vanilla side and try something new.

Aman Kesarwani

Google
This place is a fun experience here in the neighborhood. The VJJ waffles were delicious and crispy. The cupcakes were tasty too. I would recommend waffles to try as they are freshly made and warm. The decor of the place goes well with the name, the eating area and bathroom are also meticulously decorated.

Ana C

Google
The hype brought us to Kinky's. You can get cookies, waffles and cupcakes in some unusual shapes. I had the chocolate waffle. It was okay, nothing spectacular. My friend had the regular waffle which tasted a lot better. There's a bathroom downstairs and seating upstairs (with lots of imagery). You're definitely paying for the shapes of the baked goods. It's definitely something you do for the 'gram.

Ale Casta

Google
Love this place. I’m not much of a desert person but their waffle was the best thing ever! Their cupcake was a bit too sweet for me but then again I don’t really like sweets so that’s a personal thing. Love the art & the staff was so very nice!! The best part about this place is how affordable it is. They could be charging double for the novelty of it all.

Sorryimalwaysbooked

Google
If you live in NYC then you’ve probably seen this all over TikTok, so I decided it was my turn to see what the hype was about. It’s a nice experience when you get there. I’ve heard of long lines so I was prepared but luckily I went on a day where it was not crowded at all so I walked right in. They do check ID because of the nature of the store but once you’re over 18 you’re good to go inside. The walls are decorated with adult art, even the bathroom is themed. The staff at the counter is very friendly and they have examples of what you will get at the counter. My favorite thing was the cookie, I thought the “Eat Me” lettering was so dope and the cookie had a fruity pebbles and milk taste. There is a space upstairs where you can enjoy you’re treats and I thought it was so cool how they had old magazines and lights on the walls. Def check it out when you have a chance.

Emily Ormond

Google
Terrible shipping experience. Emailed with someone a couple weeks ahead of time they stopped responding to our email thread. Ordered through their website June 8th and ended up receiving them on the 17th!! I do live in upstate Ny so I assumed it may take longer than normal in the city ordering. I needed them by the 15th the latest! When they showed up they looked like this (see pictures for reference). $69.88 down the drain. When I emailed them they didn’t even respond to it. Very disappointing.

Deborah A.

Google
Cute dessert shop, prices are reasonable. Friendly service. Cupcakes are ok, I need to try one of the waffles before I can give my complete opinion. Very Instagrammable.

Olivia K.

Yelp
Fun late night dessert spot. There's a DJ on the weekends, a bar that serves your drinks in kinky cups, and, of course, desserts. Go with the waffle vagina and penises. You can customize the sauce you put on. Horchata was bomb.
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Francis S.

Yelp
What a vibe! Who doesn't love great music, sex and some sweet treats? I went to Kinky's with a group of friends to see what it was all about. When you walk in there is a DJ to the right playing the best music. I immediately started dance and didn't stop until I left. The tables and chairs against the wall were wrapped in nude photos and old magazine clippings. It was so funny to see the ads from back in the day. They have a ton of sweet treats that you can choice from... All depends on what you fancy that night *wink wink*. My friend ordered a drink that came in a boob and the straw went through the nipple.. so funny! The services was great, especially the bartender! Overall, I liked the energy there and atmosphere they've created.
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Ginette P.

Yelp
I've come across this place so many times & finally gave it a try after literally just running into it! First Impressions? Well hello there! I mean this place is such a gimmick its cute tho plenty to see, inspect & just simply giggle at. I tried the Dicky Strawberry waffle, strawberry syrup not bad nice & warm not crazy sweet I thought it be way sweater. Overall definitely a total photo opt, fun to just hang killing time checking out pics & the rooms, service was a bit slow seemed like it was just one person for All.
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Sally Z.

Yelp
Service: 3.5/5 Food: 3/5 Ambiance: loud, lively Fun space! Open Mic informal karaoke with a DJ on a Tuesday night. Limited seating but plenty of standing room. What I Ordered: - Beg For More cupcake: cake part was a little too sticky, not too sweet
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JiHae L.

Yelp
I just came here to look inside and they didn't have many options in the dessert section. They're mostly focused on cocktails which I wasn't in the mood for at that time. I give it stars for being original. The entire store was definitely kinky with pictures of naked girls when you enter and the atmosphere of the place.
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Janelle P.

Yelp
Honestly, the perfect place for a bachelorette stop! Has music, good vibes, affordable and strong drinks for NYC, themed cocktail names, and a ton of sex shaped props. We didn't get a desert but those were also on theme. Tons of photo ops for the bach party. Service was great and they gave my friend (the bride) a free shot as congratulations, which was really sweet.
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Cindy W.

Yelp
This is a fun place to hang out, grab a cider, and enjoy some sweets if you are in the area. Once you enter the store, you'll notice adult-theme decor and images. We were given an adult theme card game while enjoying our sweets. We got the mousse cake, which had a thick chocolate shell with some overly sweet fillings. The waffle was not bad, but I wished it came with whipped cream or something. Squirting the syrup from a penis-shaped syringe was fun.
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Dee R.

Yelp
This was a fun place to stop. I cannot post pictures of the baked goods or the store itself. Everything is adult in nature. So, the ambiance is fun. There was a DJ playing music, and the people were friendly. The baked goods are a 3. It's possible the waffle might be better if I didn't take it "to go". However, it wasn't very good. The redvelvet cupcake was also just okay. I saw the employee smell the frosting, and he was correct it was marginal. My sugar cookie with fruity pebbles is pretty good. The flavors are good, and the cookie itself was firm yet chewy. Overall, the baked items were a 3 for me, the store and atmosphere pulled me to a 4. So have fun, grab an adult themed treat and enjoy.
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Cecilia L.

Yelp
It is what it is - don't expect rly good tasting desserts lol but it's more about what they have and interestingly they have card games too
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Marin F.

Yelp
fun dessert bar with lively music and dj! hard to socialize because the music is pretty loud but there's room to dance! go to the bathroom and you'll find sex toys and books caged up and the lighting red. the cupcake was pretty good and the drink too. definitely something new to look at when you walk in and keep looking around! overall, i would recommend this place if you're craving something sweet but out of the ordinary too!
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Lorraine T.

Yelp
Saturday Kinks! Super fun & chill spot. Lots of photo ops, an outlandish kinky bathroom, yummy desserts and a great variety of music playing all of my jams. My friend and I popped in on a Saturday late night. Their hours online have them closing at 12am on Saturdays. We were there well past that and people were still coming in as we were leaving. So depending on the flow of people the hours seems to vary. I had a vanilla penis waffle with banana syrup. It was sooooo good. The waffle was warm and the syrup was sweet but not too sweet. I was surprised to see they also offer cocktails. I just assumed it was desserts with non alcoholic beverages. I didn't try any of the cocktails. That'll be my reason to return!
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Nadia A.

Yelp
After eating at 7th Street Burger down the block, me and my sister decided we wanted dessert and why not give this place a try? There was only one person working and he attended to us and brought us our cookies at their upstair seating which was very nice. The place it's self is aesthetically pleasing and very entertaining to be at. We both at cookies but honestly not the best cookies we had. We wouldn't come back for desserts but nice cool to pop into and take some pictures
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Apoorva G.

Yelp
Really cool idea and ambiance- they've got an awesome dj but unfortunately the cupcakes were underwhelming. Tried three different cupcakes and they were soft but tasted store bought and the icing was so hard on top it was peeling off like a lid. The fondant was also so oily and pretty much inedible
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Brigette B.

Yelp
This place is so fun! It's in a perfect location too. It's everything you would expect it to be, and the pastries are actually pretty tasty! It's not just all for the aesthetic. I was thinking when we went in that it might just be for the aesthetic and the pastures wouldn't have that much flavor but it was good! We bought one of the chocolate boobies. I can't remember which one it was, might have been Neapolitan flavor or something? The bakery itself was very fun and colorful and the guy working at the front was very nice. He was very patient with us asking 1000 questions about all the different flavors etc. We were there for my birthday, we had just a wandered past on our way to Mr. Purple and it was the perfect afternoon stop off for an entertaining sweets!
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Chris P.

Yelp
Fun place! This dessert bar on the lower East side is a vibe. I love the artwork and energy when you walk in. It's a fun experience with unique cookies, cupcakes, and waffles. It's 18+ to enter. We had "Bite Me (Tan Boob, Cheesecake Mousse Cake) OMG! This cupcake was moist with epic strawberry filling was tasty. We also got the (Slutty Cinnamon Vanilla Penis Waffle with Cinnamon Sauce. It was delicious and highly recommended. It's hard not to like this place because it's incredibly unique. Dessert ranges from $4-10. I love supporting black-owned businesses. The worker at checkout provided great customer service and was attentive. Overall cool spot to bring friends if you're looking for some yummy dessert. Fun vibes!
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Jeongmin H.

Yelp
Super chill bar with good music and cheap drinks! The waffle wasn't that good but loved the fun concept. Great pre game spot before a night out more so than a sit down kinda place for dessert.
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Kayla S.

Yelp
In all honesty the food isn't the best ever (it has a lot of fondant) but I feel like you're paying more for the experience. It was fun to let loose with my friends and indulge in something like this. Provocative lighting and laughter added to the experience, and staff was kind despite being so busy.

Zi E.

Yelp
This place was so fun! At a certain point in the night the bartender brought me and my friend a card game to play at our table which made us have even more fun & gave us topics to talk about
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Vanasha D.

Yelp
First of all the name should tell you everything, it's only for 18 and older crowd, not a space for children. Kinky s has been on my list of things to do since last spring but never got around to it. It's the perfect spot for friends night out, they have an assortment of desserts with different flavors from cookies, cupcakes, waffle anatomy and cakes in various sizes. If you're not getting a dessert you can always grab a drink while enjoying the art and the music. The space overall is a vibe, the ambiance, the theme throughout the spot. The bathroom decor is dedicated to BDSM, there's walls where you can take your selfies or group pictures, the employees were super great and friendly. It was a great first time I'll be back with friends.
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Stephanie D.

Yelp
My friend told me about this place after my birthday dinner so we decided to stop by. The place is umm, very kinky. Haha!! Lots of pictures and they have an upstairs room with light up neon signs. Tho I did think the upstairs would look better. It was definitely lacking. It was a plain room with some neon signs on the wall and some tables and chairs. They can do better. I didn't know what to order but decided to go with a Neapolitan mousse dessert. It was a VERY SMALL dessert shaped like a pierced boob. The mousse inside was delicious tho I wish I had more of it. The chocolate shell was WAY too hard. Couldn't break it with a spoon and it was even hard to bite. Very sweet as well so if you don't like sweet I wouldn't order this. Didn't really talk to the workers but they seemed nice. The food is too small for me honestly. I'd come here again if someone else was paying cause I can use my money for better things that last longer and aren't gone in a few bites.
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Michelle C.

Yelp
I love the concept and I love supporting a local Black-owned business, but unfortunately the baked goods are not that exciting to eat. I came in on a Friday evening and it was pretty quiet, though the upstairs was booked for a private event so I didn't get to see the neon lights. We ordered a Sex on the Beach ($5) mousse cake shaped like a boob with a pierced nipple and a vanilla Dicky ($9) with chocolate sauce. The mousse cake was too sweet for my preference and was encased in a rock hard chocolate shell-- I bent a fork trying to cut it open. I didn't really get much of a mousse, it felt more like I was eating pineapple jam with coconut flakes. The phallic waffles don't taste that different from those at Sugarwood, but the novelty here is that you get a penis shaped syringe you can squirt your sauce on, whereas at Sugarwood you get to choose a two sauces for a dip and a drip. I'd really like to come back, but honestly I don't feel very optimistic about the rest of the menu. Visually, everything is so cheeky and fun but tastewise, I don't think the bakery is very strong in that department. Still, worth a visit for the fun vibes!
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Kate H.

Yelp
Delightful and daring, this place has such a unique and well-manicured presence. It's hard to describe... as if willy wonka had a wild night with a radical feminist baker... and they watched kinky 70's pulp porn to get in the mood??? Lol. The place has upstairs seating which is not easily accessible for those with mobility needs but there is a wide open standing bar on the first floor. And the entrance has one step from the street. The bathroom is gender neutral and very kink positive! Is there ever was the perfect time to talk about kinksters and say "don't yuck my yum!" ...this would be it. Ha! We ordered 3 waffles and two cupcakes. No gluten free options but maybe they'll do that as they grow their business? The vegan waffle and vegan cupcake were equally delicious as compared to their non-vegan counterparts. There is REAL maple syrup, y'all. Sadly they didn't have the new cock-tail tonight so we had Angry Orchard rose cider which was a decent compliment to our sexy sweet tooth. The upstairs seating area is a whole vibe. Those neon signs are truly a work of art. Every part of this bakery is an e x p e r i e n c e. And it shows with so much attention to detail... from the cream-filled penis syrup syringes to the authentic vagina waffles and the diverse skin tones of the edible body parts to the inspiring hella gaaaay artwork and shocking porn collaged furniture... Kiny's is a love child of someone who had a unique vision and a niche business and found away to bring in sexy success. A store like this really reminds me of the beauty of NYC.
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Lakwan H.

Yelp
I am not a huge fan of desserts but this place has been talked about a lot and I was interested in trying. The name and the theme of the dessert bar definitely fit each other very well. I don't have much to say about this place. Although the waffle, cookies, and cupcakes were good they were pretty mediocre to me and I most likely won't attend this place again. However, if I had a friend in town I would definitely show them unique spots like this. It had a very great vibe to sit and chill upstairs although seating was limited.
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Reshard R.

Yelp
Not Safe for Work. DO NOT OPEN around kids or people with pacemakers. [Blushes demurely] uhm.... well the cake tasted like cake. But what really gets you going is 5he titillating surroundings along with the witty tongue in cheek service. Did I take photos? Ha! I was a mad woman on steroids in my thumb and I took it all. But really you should go because...this ain't your Mama's cupcake (or at least only your dad and depending on who you ask the milkman) so yes.... go.
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Amanda L.

Yelp
Super cool spot, from the decor to the vibes of this bakery - it's a definite must check out. The cookies, waffles, and cupcakes here are uniquely decorated which makes it a fun experience for everyone. We got the chocolate, vanilla, and red velvet cupcakes to go. Now I had average expectations for this place since it's more about the novelty than taste but the cupcakes did surprise me. The fondant was soft and edible even though overwhelming at times, the frostings were delicious and creamy and most of the cupcakes were moist. Our vanilla cupcake was the worst since the cake was rock solid underneath, it might have something to do with the heavy fondant cover. The other cupcakes were good. Overall an interesting place that you should check out at least once. Obviously there's better bakeries out there in terms of taste but this one is definitely eccentric.
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Sha S.

Yelp
Pretty much a sweet sex shop. It's directly across from Mr. Purple in the LES, and the doors are all pink so you definitely won't miss it. The desserts were so good. We got the penis waffles with chocolate syrup and they were so soft and moist. My friend got the vagina cupcake and loved it. The desserts range from $4-$10. Their aesthetic is so sexy, right down to their BDSM bathroom. They even have an upstairs area to sit with chairs full of porno and erotic neon lights. This place is DEFINITELY a must to visit. Don't go if you're a prude though, you're not welcomed.
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Evangelia L.

Yelp
Let's talk body positivity! Okay this was actually such a cool spot to visit. I've been wanting to come here for some time and don't usually have the occasion to go this far down of Manhattan, but I can say this was totally worth the trip! TikTok brought me here lol. I came here on a Thursday afternoon, though it wasn't so busy. The decor is dope for pictures and the interior was very clean. You will be sure to get some desserts that will leave you feeling satisfied ;) (Notice what I did there haha). It's 18+ to enter, but they didn't ID me! I guess they assumed I was 18+ lol. The guy working at the counter was very friendly and attentive as well. Craving some desserts, I ordered the "Oh Behave Vanilla" waffle and the "So Anxious" cupcake. Both of these desserts were so delicious! The waffle was moist inside, tasted freshly made, and was perfectly toasted. I will say the cupcake was rich and the fondant tasted very sweet, but I still really enjoyed it. The cupcake also had a moist texture and was held together very well. I would definitely come back again soon to try more items on the menu and bring some friends.
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Jenn L.

Yelp
I tried really, really, reaaally hard to like Kinky's but all of the hype lies in the novelty of this place. If you're looking for desserts that taste good, keep searching - you're not missing out. If you're looking for cheeky desserts that look better than they taste and a spot to admire fun, erotic decor, this is the place for you. There's a small selection of cookies, cupcakes, and waffles that you can order. For the waffles, you can further customize your option by choosing to have a "dicky" or "vajayjay" (v cute). They have all of their menu items on display so you can see how each will be presented and decorated. I came here with a friend and we ordered the cupcakes (spank me strawberry and I like it rough red velvet) and the waffles (talk dirty to me strawberry and beg for more banana). All it took was one bite of both cupcakes to see that they paid more attention to the aesthetics of the cupcakes than the flavor. Both were dry, crumbly, and bland. The frosting for the strawberry cupcake had a distinctly off putting artificial strawberry flavor that was so overwhelming that I couldn't take another bite. The red velvet did not taste anything like what a red velvet cupcake typically tastes like - it honestly tasted like someone had baked this batch without using any measurements. The waffles were the better option, but not by much. Unsure if we caught them on a bad day but was definitely disappointed. As a side note, the only seating they have is a long bench on the main floor and a couple of seats upstairs (~10?). And if there's a lot of people inside, it will get very hot and stuffy. Definitely stop by for the art - not so much for the food.
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Nicole B.

Yelp
This place was super cute!! It's adults only, and they do check Id at the door. I really enjoyed my experience here, and it's something that is out of the box, and the dessert was bomb! I didn't take all pictures but the ones i did take are below. The waffle was so good. I ordered the apple cinnamon and the vanilla cream filled penis waffles lol. I also ordered a strawberry cupcake which was good. The icing was a bit sweet, and the cake wasn't. So it was a good play on each other. If you haven't been, go! It more than likely will be a line. But it moves quick. Also, the customer service was bomb! See pics below
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Tanesha J.

Yelp
I just would like to say woooooooow Wow! Wow! Wow! These desserts are so XXX-rated. I hope my social media accounts don't get shut down. I had to pop out to Kinkys Dessert Bar to support not only just a small business but a black owned one because black representation is so important, and black owned businesses matter. It's wiiiilllldddd in here, and I absolutely love it! I'm all for body and sex positivity, and nothing screams sex like these kinky desserts. They left nothing to the imagination. They sell Waffles, cookies, and cupcakes with naughty names and imagery, but most importantly, they taste really good. They also have vegan options but no gluten-free at the moment. They currently don't sell any alcohol or beverages, but they plan on incorporating it sometime in the spring. The bathroom screams S&M and is so naughty. So is the seating area upstairs. The table and chairs are awesome. I felt like I was on the set of a porno lol. The line was almost wrapped around the block, so if you do go, get there early. The staff was super awesome, attentive, friendly, and patient. I would have been overwhelmed with the number of people placing orders, but they did a phenomenal job. Don't just walk, run to try these kinky desserts! Ig:@Soooomuchfun
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Alexia S.

Yelp
I thought the idea behind this bakery was really cool! It's small but really cute! The staff was very friendly and sweet! I couldn't make a decision on what to get and the staff did such a great job describing the items on the menu and telling me their favorites! I got the Slutty Cinnamon "What turns you on Waffle" you get the choice between a Dicky or Va-Jay-Jay shape. The spank Me Cupcake (strawberry, with strawberry swiss meringue buttercream) The desserts are delicious and Kinky's is a fun place to check out on your adventures around New York City!
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Natasha P.

Yelp
Be prepared for a long line-- I suggest going early in the day or during week because they do run out items. However, don't be alarmed as the line moves pretty fast. This place is definitely Instagram friendly. I loved the art on the walls and the benches with 70s porn art. I absolutely love what they did with the bathroom. I'm not going to spoil it here.. see for yourself! Once you get your food be sure to go to the back room and snag a chair! There's only 3 but we were lucky to grab one. Most of the food items were gone by the time we ordered so we were only able to get the waffles. The cinnamon vagina waffle was honestly amazing with the white drizzle...pretty tasty. It was moist and flavorful!! I will definitely go back as I want to try the penis waffles.
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Mike C.

Yelp
The John's Juice team just opened another hit, this one their first brick and mortar shop, and not quite as family friendly as their other concepts. Aside from the explicit photos everywhere that might get your Instagram and TikTok content taken down, all of the baked goods are also sexual in nature, making for a fun time that people are already lining up for to take photos with. The crowds are due in part to the huge TikTok following of August, one of the owners whose home cooking account blew up during the pandemic. All that aside, the baked goods are delicious, from the waffles to the cupcakes to the cookies, so definitely stop by to try something, and maybe don't go to the upstairs seating area in the back if you're easily offended by nudity.
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Lyndsie L.

Yelp
Flavorful waffles and friendly staff. Art is fun. There was a DJ which was WAY too loud. Id come back for the treats for sure! Maybe grab a cocktail next time

Deborah C.

Yelp
Love the atmosphere. And the desserts and drinks were delicious!!! It was hilarious making my husband blush while ordering.
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Amanda W.

Yelp
I love this place. Neon lights, door decor, wall decor, posters, seats. Music, very sexi hehe. Waffle was nice and filling was sweet. Batter is pancakes but shape is waffle.
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Stacy L.

Yelp
Got desserts from here for a bachelorette party! We ordered and paid for 2 waffles and 4 cupcakes, but they only gave us 2 waffles and 2 cupcakes. While it was fun to look at and try these desserts for the hype, the taste and texture of the desserts were just ok. The desserts were not soft, but tasted rather dry and crumbly like some others have mentioned. The icing on top and creme filling helped only a little bit with the dryness. Overall, I wouldn't buy their desserts for their taste, but I think their desserts are pretty creative, so I would only buy them again for the visual amusement.
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Olivia N.

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Overall rating: 3.2 I'm officially convinced this is a IG/ TikTok pop-up that decided to become an actual store with no upkeep. I came here on a Wednesday around 6:30pm. I love, love, love desserts so was excited to try it out. It's very clear this is an Instagram store as I watched people take pictures of their provocative desserts. I'm all for an Instagram store, cue the rose mansion. However, these desserts just aren't good. I believe I got the Fuck Me cookie with fruit pebbles. It was hard & nearly impossible to chew. I would be surprised if it was baked that morning, likely the previous day. It detached easily from the sugar portion which I actually liked because there's no way I'd eat it & not get diabetes. There was some softness at the core, core & that part of the cookie was good. Pretty disappointed tbh & poor use of space. Don't think it's worth the $5 price tag.
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Che D.

Yelp
Such a fun place for adults to get a sweet treat! I ordered classic chocolate cookie and didn't expect much but man that was a really tasty cookie. It was hot, soft and gooey goodness! The bathroom has a little BDSM surprise (if you're in to that). Very cute spot with good dessert options.
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Steph S.

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Definitely a somewhat kitschy and unusual experience but fun to go to once! Husband and I came at the end of our date night and it was just a fun quick stop. They reallyyyy rolled with the theme - from the names of all the desserts to the photos on the wall, the magazine lined bench, the kinky/BDSM bathroom and then risque signs, everywhere you turned was "kink-inspired". What we ordered: - Eat Me cookie (sugar cookie infused with fruity pebbles) - it was a little hard (and the frosting totally came off in one piece haha) so we toasted it up when we got home. Was pretty good heated but nothing amazing - I Like it Rough (Red Velvet) cupcake - good, not on my top charts for red velvet cupcakes but still pretty good - Spank Me (Strawberry) - too much frosting so we actually took it off and put it on the cookie. Very good though - Slutty Cinnamon Waffle (Dicky) - this was definitely our favorite! The cashier reccomended it and I'm so glad he did! This is the only thing we'd come back for.
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Candy C.

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This was such a fun place to try. The waffles were actually really good to my surprise and everything on the menu had a fun name tied to the theme of the place. The service was great, super friendly staff.
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Daniela B.

Yelp
After a brunch of fun, we we're craving something sweet. The desserts were tasty, waffles are my favorite. The penis syringe is funny and the filling is super tasty like a dulce de leche. The location was fun to visit and they stick to the theme in the setting. This is a nice new addition to LES
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Megan B.

Yelp
SO FUN!! We stopped by while bouncing around to different places and definitely glad we checked it out! The effort put into the decor was entertaining and the treats were delicious! We got the mousse cake and an oatmeal raisin cookie and both were so good and very filling! We also got a couple drinks (slut me out and call me daddy), which were also great. The drink came with a penis syringe to shoot the drink out of, which was a funny touch. The bartender and DJ were both so nice and the service was excellent!
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Irene Z.

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Very cute place! The desserts are all very unique and I loved the paintings and general vibe of the place. You can see the kitchen from the front and there is additional seating area upstairs with similarly themed chairs and tables! I knocked it down a star because even though the desserts are very cute and the general aesthetic is good, just know that you're going there for the vibe - the desserts themselves are a bit overly sweet and pricey. That being said, my friends and I found this place off TikTok and did go for the instagrammable pics, so the taste was secondary for us. Would recommend for a fun dessert night with friends!
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Carlan M.

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Definitely gets 5 stars from me!!! From the moment you enter the shop, you are ambushed by the sweet aroma of baked goods! PLEASE BEWARE THIS IS FOR ADULTS!!! There is a sign outside that says no one under age 18 allowed.. why? Because the decor is explicit. Posters of exotic poses, nudes galore. It's colorfully decorated and the music was nostalgia!! I ordered a build your own waffle strawberry flavored with maple syrup ! The syringe was truly a highlight and the best part you get to keep it as a souvenir! It's penis shaped! The dessert was delicious and it's reasonably priced. I paid using apple wallet and had no issues! We dined in which was standing room only when we went. We got lucky as there was no line!!! Highly recommend. Walking distance from the F train
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Karen K.

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Come show your skills lol, enjoy a cupcake or a waffle of your type. Cute dessert bar in the LES located near drinking bars if kink isn't your thang. I had a chocolate dicky with strawberry syrup and to go I had a kiss me oatmeal cookie and a vanilla vagina cupcake. My dicky was a little dry due to my syrup running out quick and the cookie was thick & sweet. Haven't had the cupcake but I hear good things about it. Wall, bar, bathroom and entrance is all deck out in interesting media worthy pictures.
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Desiree D.

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I recently placed in a huge order for a custom boob cake and a bunch of the naughty cookies. Everyone loved the cookies, and they were priced at $4 a piece, which was affordable considering the size of them. they were thick, decently big, and tasted great. My cake was ready for pick up the day before my event at the exact time. Thankfully i checked the cake, because the colors were wrong. i ordered ivory skin with purple accents. the photo online is what i thought i was getting, and even the description made sense. i received a very beautiful bob cake, but the skin tone was significantly darker than i wanted. ivory is very fair white, and i got a light brown/tan cake. also the colors of the dress and jewelry were different and had a different design. at the end of the day, is it a big deal? no, but the description and photo online was different than i ordered. i also paid almost $200 for this cake. Thankfully i spoke to the staff, they contacted the manager, and i was refunded $80 for the cake. they handled the situation well and professionally. i wasnt sure what or how they would fix the issue because i had no time to make a new cake. a refund was nice, but i was a bit let down because i wanted something else. thankfully the cake was red velvet like i ordered. overall, the cake tasted good. it was moist, fondant was okay, and the cream cheese frosting hit the spot. one of the staff members helped me carry the cake to my car. id come back to try a drink and more desserts, just be careful when placing a big custom order.
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Danice C.

Yelp
Great service and the sweets were so good and the music was on point. Definitely will be back when I'm in New York again, a must try for everyone.
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Fiona Z.

Yelp
Fun atmosphere-- you definitely come here for the theme. I only tried the double chocolate "Taste Me" cookie ($4). The icing was too sweet for me but I liked the decor and the cookie itself was good. Their restroom is BDSM-themed and they have a small seating area upstairs lit with some cool neon lights.