Mark T.
Yelp
Reading some of these reviews, this was supposed to be at least a rock-solid ramen place. It's not far from me, and I decided to stop in. Unfortunately the experience was abysmal, and I do not see myself returning. Chicago has no shortage of excellent ramen places, this isn't one of them, not even close.
I ordered the Chashu Bun and the Spicy Tonkotsu Ramen.
Well, the Chashu Bun might as well be called Kewpie Salad. This thing was massive, and difficult to pick up without making a tragic mess. Somehow, using a fork, I was able to make some sense of this. The piece of pork inside was tiny, not larger than a half-dollar coin, maybe two if I am to be generous. Otherwise, it was lettuce and scallion sliced lengthwise that has a tendency to get stuck near the throat if not chewed thoroughly. This was combined with an overload of Kewpie mayo, which was layered on heavy and thus overpowered everything.
Then came the Spicy Tonkotsu Ramen. Credit where credit is due, the broth was pleasant, savory, and had the right amount of heat. This is the only good thing I can say about this bowl. Pork? The amount was meager, and the quality was inadequate, it felt more boiled than melt-in-your-mouth and savory. Vegetables? The same scallions-sliced-lengthwise, and two large pieces of Bok Choy. Noodles? These felt more like spaghetti than something ramen-esque. The Menma (bamboo shoot) was pleasant, but I wish there was a little more, as it wasn't enough to restore a balance.
Then, we come to the atmosphere. The interior was oppressively hot and humid. So much so that the floor was wet and slippery. I am trying to eat some ramen, not go on a tropical vacation! Adding to the discomfort, the seating was severely uncomfortable. The wooden stools are bad enough, but those who sit on the narrow bench with a coat hanging behind... I feel sorry for you.
In terms of value, the Pork Bun was $5, and the Ramen was $18. I could be a little lenient, but given the scanty amount of pork and low quality, I felt somewhat ripped-off when the bill came.
Where it comes to the service, I will give them some points for politeness and professionalism. However, it felt slower than in other ramen places (ramen is a kind of fast food, after all!) Also, when a server came up to ask how everything is, and I said "so-so", there was no reaction or response other than smiling and walking away.
Finally, there is the question of cleanliness... the dining area was clean, and I didn't notice any red flags while walking through the kitchen to the bathroom. However, the door frame in the restroom looks like it hasn't been cleaned in years. A little 409, maybe a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser is all it would take.
Oh yes... I will spare you the details, but, a little after waking up my body couldn't wait to get rid of whatever was left, with vigor! I can't say for sure it was this place, but it is the most likely suspect!
Thus, we are left with a quadruple whammy! Poor Food, atmosphere, value, and [possible] cleanliness. With all of this, a return visit isn't something that'll take place.