Rhett Burden
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The $22 Giant Croissant: Worth Every Flaky Bite
Let me just say this: when a croissant requires a 2-day pre-order, you know you’re in for something special.
Tucked in the heart of the Castro, Bistro Le Marais Crêperie isn’t just a bakery—it’s a vibe. Between the laid-back Parisian décor, sun-drenched café tables, and the so-SF-it-hurts soundtrack of quiet laptop clicks and oat milk lattes, it’s the kind of place you come to feel a little fancy and a lot full.
Now, let’s talk about the star of the show:
The Giant Croissant ($22 and worth every penny). This thing is a buttery beast—golden, glossy, and crisp on the outside with a warm, soft, laminated interior that dreams are made of. You can literally hear the flake crackle as you pull it apart. It’s not just a croissant, it’s an event.
The staff? Lovely. Patient. Totally cool with my croissant enthusiasm. Watching them wrap this carb treasure felt like I was witnessing a delicate pastry ceremony.
Also, major props for the space itself—airy, calm, clean, and filled with natural light. It’s the kind of place you could post up for hours with a friend, a book, or a hot gossip session over espresso and crêpes.
Bottom line:
Plan ahead. Order the croissant. Clear your morning. Your tastebuds will thank you.