Cherylynn N.
Yelp
Robert Irvine, are you there...hiding your big biceps behind the curtains at Left Bank?!
( o _ O )
One staff cussing at the computer screen.
Customers walking out because their server never came to take their order.
Another customer coming inside saying, they've been waiting for their bill for a long time.
And, this was within a 5-7 minutes time span. They were not busy, at about 25% capacity with plenty of staff on the floor.
The food?
Soggy truffle frites ($11): https://tinyurl.com/a2dfw378.
Some raw oysters (1/2 dozen-$21) looked past their prime: https://tinyurl.com/4b6j2dmz. My friend with an iron stomach ate them and was fine afterwards tho.
Neighboring table ordered beef tartare that arrived as a mound of grey meat.
It's hard to believe this Left Bank location is from renowned chef, Roland Passot (RIP La Folie).
What brings my rating to 1 star is the dishonesty...
I asked staff if they have Casamigos Blanco (CB) and was told they did. So, I ordered a double on the rocks: https://tinyurl.com/56yr6x9b. However, I'm certain that I wasn't served CB. CB is smooth with distinct vanilla notes. What I was given wasn't.
And, when I went to the bar to look at their liquor offerings, there's no CB on deck.
When the bill came, "Herradura Tequila, Silver" was listed: https://tinyurl.com/jf5p4wr3. I told our server that I ordered CB and he said, I was served CB but I was charged for a cheaper tequila. Again, I'm certain that it wasn't CB.
A simple, "I'm sorry, we don't have Casamigos Blanco, did you want to try Herradura instead?"
And, I would have been down.
Our young server seemed genuinely kind so maybe he was told to tell me this? Whatever the case, it was deceptive.
Lastly, something really sus is going on with Left Bank's ratings.
If you sort by *highest rated* reviews, many 5 star reviews are from yelp accounts with Left Bank as their only one review or from accounts with no profile pics and very little reviews.
Overall, I love coming to The Row and it's a given you're here for the awesome outdoor vibes + people & dog watching....not great food. But sheesh, the experience was like from an episode of Restaurant: Impossible.