Spence Y.
Yelp
How? How do you mess up drinks?
My friend and I were on our way to Pizza Lobo up the street where we know the drinks are killer, but decided to stop in here instead. The drinks are almost laughably small, but more egregious, every single one was absolutely terrible. We got 5 different ones: Jamaica Punch, the Daily Daiquiri, two different frozen margaritas and the Pool Hopper - which was the only one that was just okay, borderline decent. After our first two terrible drinks, we thought, "Well, there's no way to screw up a margarita, right?" Wrong. I ordered the regular frozen margarita and added mango flavor - which was just frozen mango chunks mixed in - and it was the most disgusting thing I've ever had. I would have sent it back, but the server seemed over us from the minute we sat down, even though we ended up ordering appetizers, food, dessert, and tipped well, as we always do.
The food wasn't bad, if maybe a little overpriced, and I could have taken the sauces accompanying the churro bites like shots - one of the only redeeming items we tried. I'd have rather drunk a vat of those than any of their drinks. My friend and I love cocktails, and have tried many over the city, and these were some of the absolute worst - if not THE. We couldn't figure it out. Everything had almost a metallic taste, and we concluded maybe something was off with their ice machine. In any case, as nice as the ambience may be, I don't think we will be coming back.