Justin H.
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I didn't eat any food, hence the lack of stars. I did, however, have a gorgeous tequila cocktail that was also quite delicious. I popped in around 1:45pm for a recon and had difficulty finding the entrance. I walked around the corner to what turned out to be a wall, then doubled back to stand in front of the entrance, though I hadn't realized it yet. Luckily a couple arrived and settled the matter for me.
Once inside, I was immediately captivated by the warm and inviting ambiénce, the room buzzing with happy conversations. Eager to be part of that buzz, I acknowledged the host in passing as I made a bee line for the bar...at which point I was immediately stopped and told that I could not sit at the bar, or anywhere, without a reservation.
"A reservation for the bar?" I asked as I gestured towards the 7 empty bar stools, with the 8th stool occupied by a single man looking at his phone.
"Yes," the host confirmed, "but I will see what I can do."
Well, to make a short story long, he pulled some strings, called in a favor and was able to secure a stool at the bar right next to the single man on a date with his phone. It was, let's say, cozy.
As the host seated me, he let me know that it was currently 1:45 and he would need the stool back by 2:15.
I was only scoping the joint, so 30 minutes would be plenty of time.
My bar mate immediately began defending the reservation policy and declaring his loyal patronage of Lucuma.
The bartenders were attentive, bringing me a sparkling water immediately without my even asking. They even left the jug, which pleased me because I found the sparkling water deliciously refreshing.
I ordered one $18 tequila cocktail (the yellow drink in my photo), as I perused the food options.
I determined this was the spot I would bring my date. I liked the place, but I knew my date would LOVE this place.
After I snapped a couple of pictures, I asked for my check.
I was not prepared for what arrived: a $30 bill. My eyes almost popped out of my skull. Were taxes calculated differently here, or maybe generous gratuity was automatically added?
The answer to both questions was: no.
The $30 bill came from adding one $18 tequila cocktail to one $8 glass of sparkling water. Now, I didn't ask for the sparkling water, and I don't recall being asked if I wanted it or not, nor a discussion about it's price. After begrudgingly signing the check and leaving a rather generous tip, I decided I wasn't leaving a single drop of sparkling water in the jug or my glass, since I paid for it, so I sat a few minutes longer and polished off an entire jug of sparkling water. I did this knowing that I would be on the road for the next hour. And yes, I did almost actually kinda sorta maybe totally without a doubt pee my pants as I danced in the hallway struggling to find the key to my apartment door. You know the dance.
The $8 sparkling water, while cool and refreshing at the restaurant, was quite warm and free of charge as it trickled down my leg.
So, yeah, I recommend Lucuma. See ya there.