David Fielding
Google
Oddly located in an alley, the only backside facade in a wide industrial alley amidst rows of dumpsters... sorta turned my stomach before entering the front door. If you're on a romantic date, you might wanna blindfold them until after they enter. Inside, it's a very dark, old world Italian Steak House look. Dark wood, very low lighting, cramped, like a NYC restaurant where square footage is a premium. Interesting, if not out of character for the hip nature of the Union Market. Given its placement in the back alley, a low cost lease must have been a factor. I mean, it's the only restaurant front in rows of back to back roller door low-rent industrial spaces. I don't get it. Inside, the bar and the dining area in the back was remarkably loud for a small place. The 4-top tables were tiny, like 4' round. A 4' square would have provided a little more comfort and plate space, but they're also just placed tightly in the tiled room with booths surrounding the perimeter.
The menu and food, IMO, is uninventive old school cooking. Don't know who the chef is, but everything we had was very savory, bland and dark to match the decor and intent, I guess, flavors that you tire of before you've finished the dish. The Escargot was nicely presented in a puff pastry, but the sauce was like beef gravy from a jar. Most items are in the $35-45 range, with the $175 steak and filet being the exception. Personally, I don't get the dry aged thing. If it's cooked on a hot kitchen grill top, not wood, I do a much better steak on my gas grill w/ smoker and save $125. The burger (ordered medium rare), was cooked until well, way overly salted and not easy to choke down. The veal and pasta dishes were equally lacking in flavor. Don't know what else to say. Some reviewers like it, but... maybe the last 5 months in New Orleans elevated my expectations. 50 years of dining in DC, there aren't many newer entries that impress.