Ed U.
Yelp
You would think with a name like Old German Bakery that it's one of those old family-run businesses that was around when Frank Sinatra was a young boy singing for pennies on the street corner, so imagine my surprise to find out later that it's been open only since 2011. We were taking a leisurely stroll from the waterfront (...where I coulda been a contenduh) to Zafra Kitchen on Willow. It's hard to miss all the businesses in a row on bustling Washington Street, but this one caught my eye with the hot pink umbrellas and of course, the name (photo: http://bit.ly/14NSE5w). I led Jamie W. astray by making a beeline to see what aromatic, old-world baked goods they had on display (photo: http://bit.ly/14aifTv).
Front and center were their specialty, Quark Balls or more authentically, Quarkbällchen, which looked like a big tray of donut holes with powdered sugar (photo: http://bit.ly/1azpQjJ). Quarks, as I recall from my astronomy classes at Berkeley were related to atomic particles that cannot be directly observed. Well, I thought that was good since maybe I wouldn't be seen should I decide to wolf down a dozen at 75-cents each. At least that's how I justified buying a couple of them for me and Jamie to try. Quark, as it turns out, is a curd cheese that according to the framed description, "can be eaten as a health food". Hmmm. All I know is that a very yeasty texture and a too-sweet interior didn't make us hanker for more balls. Nice servers though.
BAKED GOODS - 3 stars...German donut holes not quite what I was hoping for
AMBIANCE - 3.5 stars...nice, contemporary space
SERVICE - 4 stars...charming
TOTAL - 3 stars...I am an expert on balls after all (review: http://bit.ly/17rIfQB)