Josh S.
Yelp
Another hipster joint that puts appearance over substance. The food LOOKS great, but I would literally rather have had a microwave dinner than what we were served.
Unfortunately all categories of this place were just awful. Service, selection, food; all about the worst I've had in a long time.
To start, the restaurant is small. They have the pizza oven in the main dining area so the building had to be around 80 degrees. I know it's February, but it was also 62 degrees outside so it felt like a sauna.
Our waitress had about as much personality as a dirty napkin, but "thankfully" she never came around but 2-3 times total.
Our appetizer was the Potato skins. They were literally that, just the skins that were nearly inedible they were so burnt and thin due to lacking any potato left on them. They drenched in truffle oil, for better or worse.
The first main course was the lobster lasagna. The menu said butternut squash and lobster, but other than a half a teaspoon on the corner of my plate, all I saw were a fit bits of lobster in a pre made lasagna fold. Very lackluster in flavor and appearance. The second course was the rigatoni in a jar. This was the best thing we had and it still was subpar, it needed salt BAD.
We skipped dessert, obviously.
To add a final insult to injury, we were left smelling like fried greasy food the rest of the evening after we left. A very potent reminder about what a waste of time this place was.
I would quite literally have rather lit a $100 bill on fire just to watch it burn as the little bit of arson satisfaction would have been worth more then the $95 meal we had here.
HARD PASS, if not for our mixed drinks and one nice server it would have earned a solid 1 star.