Valek
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La Panoteca is like that date that looks full of chemistry in the photos, but turns out painfully dull in person. The pastries are so gorgeous you almost feel guilty eating them… I tried a danish and a pain suisse that looked straight off a magazine cover, but quickly learned that beauty doesn’t always come with flavor. Not everything that glitters is gold. The “Cumplido” fell short of its name, and the iced mocha became my plan B—at least it treated me with some dignity. The only thing that truly won me over was the ham beurre sandwich: solid size, solid flavor, like the hero that shows up in the final scene. Service definitely has room to grow. To make things more fun, only three people are allowed inside to order, giving the place a weird VIP-club vibe and leaving everyone else in line outside. Here, patience isn’t just suggested—it’s mandatory, and if you’re in a rush, don’t even bother. Oh, and if you do manage to snag a table outside, be ready to wipe it down yourself; on the bright side, there’s parking right out front and they take contactless payments—which, ironically, ended up being the smoothest part of my entire visit.