Martha G.
Yelp
I don't usually review chain pizza joints, but when I do.. it's because they suck.
I came here out of despair after my boyfriend dragged me to pickup some cool car part after having had the LONGEST hungriest day ever. Decided I would improvise and find a local Papa Johns we could pass by afterward, since I LOVE their pizza and we don't have one close to home.
I saw 2 stars and thought, hell... I'm dizzy and feel nauseated ..
I. NEED. FOOD... N O W!
FORGET the 2 stars!!! HOW bad could it be?!
biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig mistake. Big. Huge. I should know being a new avid Yelper. Shame on me.
Ordered carryout online. Pizza was ready within 20 minutes, as promised by e-mail confrimation. I did notice the place didn't seem at all busy, no calls, nobody parked or even waiting there. Thought hmmm well it's Wednesday. Not typically a super busy pizza night. Well, being that I was that nauseated and we still had a 20 mile drive home.. I opened the box and started removing a slice. I asked my boyfriend, "Were they nice?" He said, "eh... seemed super dead too. They looked bored." Figures.
Strike 1: I immediately noticed the pizza looked sorry as hell. It had very little toppings on it.. we saw more cheese than any other toppings, and we orderd SIX TOPPINGS. None were missing/forgotten... just scarce.
Strike 2: When I tried removing my slice, not only had it NOT been cut completely, but the cheese seemed so "stale" and stiff (as if it were reheated), that the cheese just tore off and stuck to the rest of the pizza.
Strike 3: Had no flavor. DUH... MY TOPPINGS WERE BARELY ADDED TO THE PIZZA.
Strike 4: Every other slice we removed from the pizza ended up being mainly marinara and bread, since the thick nasty stale cheese would just tear like paper. UGH!!! Not to mention there was BARELY any marinara sauce.
It seriously made me feel like crap, tasted awful and old. I don't have pizza often, but that's why I go to Papa Johns when I do. This place sucks.
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