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Gelato at Piccola - way better than Italian SODA
If the cream gets in your eyes, you'll get Gelato-GLAUCOMA
If it was a tanning bed I'd get Gelato-CARCINOMA
If an alien owned it, it'd be a Gelato-ANAL PROBER
The Knack wrote a song about it: MY GELATO SHARONA
If they made clothing then I'd wear a Gelato TOGA
They should talk about it exhaustively on GelatOPRAH
Come and witness this, or my name isn't Gelato JEHOVAH
I wanna eat it endlessly til I'm in a Gelato COMA
If I eat too many, need to do some hot Gelato YOGA
I wanna go to College just to get a Gelato DIPLOMA
There's no Gelato in New Orleans as good as PICCOLA
Beloved on Sesame Street, especially by Gelato GROVER
Ate so much Gelato, caused a Gelato HEMATOMA
I'm seduced by Piccola, call them Gelato CASANOVA
I'm so turned on by Piccola, I've got a Gelato BONER
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Piccola. Enough to make me picc up a Piccola and learn how to Piccola at the strings.
Really great gelato in New Orleans that we found to be absolutely delicious. It's not cheap but it's not too expensive and it's definitely delicious.
It's located in a neighbourhood that we wouldn't usually go to and that tourists wouldn't usually go to, located pretty damn far away from the French Quarter. But it's nice to have something so awesome in this neighbourhood.
We talked to the woman working here and she was friendly, and proud of her products. The decor is wonderful as well, with a bear outside which Barbie really loved. As did I.
This is like the real New Orleans, the Big Easy of the locals, not of the tourists, and it's mostly locals that come here. And it's definitely a somewhat fancy area in some regards. I definitely think Barbie is a big fan.
And on that note, it's time for one more rappppp!
They should open up around the world and go Gelato GLOBAL
They could start in the Prairies with Gelato DAKOTA
And also up in Canada, Gelato MANITOBA
If they open up in Venice, it's Gelato GONDOLA
And the town that used to be in Spain, Gelato BARCELONA
In the newly independent country Gelato CATALONIA
If they open up in Mexico, I'll say Gelato HOLA
If they move to San Diego, it should be Gelato LA JOLLA
If Columbus liked it, it's Gelato HISPANIOLA
If it's radioactive, it's Gelato CHERNOBYL
Wait how does that rhyme
Okay anyway
If this Gelato's Othello, I'll be DESDEMONA
If your snake likes Gelato, bring it here to PICCOLA
And if your gf doesn't like it, Gelato DISOWN HER
And if you don't like it, I don't care one GELATO-IOTA
They didn't have it in the World Wars, no wonder it was FUBAR
If my teeth rot from this gelato, I'll get a new MOLAR
If they shut down, I'll break in with a Gelato CROWBAR
If this gelato was a woman, I'd want to DISROBE HER
If she turned out to have boy parts, I'd want to Gelato BLOW HER
Trust me, get to The Big Easy, and get Gelato from PICCOLA
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