Robert MacGregor
Google
For the low low price of $24, this magic disintegrating sandwich can be yours! Pro tip (I was on a time crunch), if you're at this God forsaken airport, you see people, and there's nobody lined up at a food place, don't go there. There's a reason. The fact that they charge $5 for fries to go with their $16 sandwiches that come with a box too big for just a sandwich should be telling enough to steer clear. But then again, at Midway, there aren't really any better options.