Cathy G.
Yelp
Review: The Puttery - Penn Quarter, DC
I made a reservation for eight 50-somethings for a fun Saturday night out, and the Puttery mostly delivered.
What to Know Before You Go
Parking
We lucked out with metered parking right outside -- a small miracle in Penn Quarter, especially if there's an event at the Verizon Center. There are garages nearby, but be warned: many require your car to be out by 10 p.m. Check the signs carefully for each garage.
Check-In
Head upstairs to the check-in area where friendly and knowledgeable staff greet you, explain the basics, and hand over your putter. If you're waiting for your group, you can grab a drink at the bar or relax in the cozy lounge tucked around the corner.
Game Play
We had an unlimited play pass, which seems pretty standard. You choose one of three themed 9-hole courses, enter your names on an iPad, and start playing. The iPads handle scorekeeping, so no need for old-school pencils and scorecards.
Each course has a fun theme -- which is charming in theory -- but the hole design itself felt like an afterthought. They weren't particularly clever or challenging, just... clunky. Balls often popped off the course or got stuck behind odd obstacles. It wasn't a huge deal, but it did take away from the fun a bit.
Drinks
There are two bars, and you can take your drinks with you while you play. Unfortunately, the drinks were wildly inconsistent. My Moscow Mule tasted more like a lime-heavy margarita, and my husband's second Old Fashioned was three times stronger than his first. The bartenders were friendly, but service and mixology skills were hit or miss.
Food
Here's the surprise of the night: the food was great! Expectations were low (maybe too many memories of soggy pizza at kid birthday parties), but everything we ordered hit the mark. The chicken sandwich, pizzas, and tostadas were all crowd-pleasers. Service here was prompt and professional.
Frustrations
Our biggest gripe? Finding a ball to start your next course. Too often, the bins were empty, forcing us to wander other courses hoping to borrow a spare. It led to unnecessary delays and long lines -- something nearly every group around us was grumbling about.
Bottom Line:
The Puttery is a stylish, lively spot for a night out with friends, and we had fun -- but there's room for improvement. Better-designed holes and more consistent service would make this a true hole-in-one.