Lisa R.
Yelp
I was SOOO excited for this place to open! I dared to dream it might be in same class as the dear departed Tre Forni; or maybe like Pop's; hey, I can walk there, I'd be happy with Randy's level pie. I did not expect something akin to Food Lion frozen pizza. Know that saying that there's no such thing as bad pizza? I beg to differ.
Where to begin? I tried to go the weekend they were scheduled to open, but not. So, tried it tonight. There didn't appear to be a way to order takeout ahead, so we walked over to order. We were told our pizza would take 90 minutes. Ok, that's kinda crazy, but it is Saturday. We came back after an hour. Our order was already done- sitting on a beer cooler. The box was so light, I thought it was empty. Then I heard a dry rattling, I thought maybe they'd given me some other table's crust. Nope, there was a "pizza" in there- an ice-y cold, cracker thin, dried out husk masquerading as pizza. So, so cold. So, so brittle, so, so sad. I don't want to focus too much on the temperature, I'm sure this was never actually edible. Then there was the so, so sad antipasto platter with giardiniera made up almost completely of white onions accompanied by spongey garlic bread.
We tried to revive it by adding a little sprinkle of cheese and heating it up a bit. Nope, still terrible. Maybe a drizzle of olive oil could help? Nope. Our dinner is now the crispy disks of admittedly high-quality pepperoni and some microwave popcorn.
From the front of the house misquoting the time for our order to the inedible food, this place was not what I hoped for. Ok, the setting is nice and the staff was friendly.