Eric Hageman
Google
Bar none the most disappointing dining experience I’ve had in Penn Quarter. Dinner took two and a half hours. The service was slow and sloppy. Of the nine dishes the three of us ordered, two were virtually inedible. There wasn’t a vegetarian entree on the menu, which is problematic in DC. They make prohibition-style whiskey sours, with egg whites in them. But they serve them straight-up in a champagne glass, such that the egg white just pools on the top. The net effect is a lemondrop-sweet syrup drunk through eggy sea foam.
Perhaps the most ridiculous part of the visit was that the staff wouldn’t seat us until all three of us had arrived. (We had a reservation.) This made no sense, as the dining room was about half full, and once we were seated, it took twenty minutes for the server to take our order. The host was all too thrilled to announce and enforce this policy.
This is a bizarre experiment gone terribly wrong. Poor staff, bad food, awkward ambiance. All in all, disappointing and amateurish.