Brett N.
Yelp
Why 5 stars? Because there isn't a better cheat meal on Earth.
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When I am trying to be healthy, I crave carbs like there's literally a satanic force inside my belly that feeds off the souls of bread, chips and cheese. I don't often crave hot dogs, but after a few days of clean eating, I feel like I'd pay $1,000 for a gourmet hot dog, if I know it didn't cancel out my whole week of behaving myself.
Sweet Dogs specifically, is the greatest cheat meal of all the cheat meals in the land. These gourmet dogs are not your run-of-the-mill Oscar Meyer Weiners. This meat is legit, but it just so happens to be in the same general form of what you'd see at a no frills BBQ cookout. It's just oh-so-much better.
I took a 15 minute Uber ride here from my hotel, strictly for the purpose of grabbing a late lunch, and then heading back to my room. There's not much to the interior - you walk up to a bar where you order, and there's a few chairs to sit at. I was fortunately here during an off-peak time, but I'd guess that most people order these to go? Either way, it's worth whatever you need to do.
I ordered the Dolphin, which has bacon, mozzarella cheese, pineapple sauce and papitas. It was possibly the best thing that's ever happened to me.
I also ordered the mac-n-cheese, which comes with croutons and parmesan cheese. Hey, I have a question: how come nobody in the history of Earth has invented mac-n-cheese with croutons and parm until now? Sweet Dogs, thousands of years from now, when future mankind looks back at this era, they will speak of the Sweet Dogs mac-n-cheese in the same vein as we look at the wheel and the telephone.
It's going to be hard not going here for every single future visit to Miami. I wish I could go every day until I've tried everything on the menu.