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George Michael had the Wham Wham
Flintstone had the Bam Bam
Frisco has the Tram Tram
The Rock has Summer Slam Slam
Josh Duggar keeps it in the Fam Fam
Mexicans have the Flan Flan
Students have to Cram Cram
But before the Exam Xam
You gotta eat at Tan Tan
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Definitely one of the best late-night meals in Chinatown, and you can get great value here, most dishes taste good, and it's in our regular rotation of places to eat after 10pm, and probably always will be as long as they're around, because they have a consistent standard, much like Fufu in many regards. And unlike Fufu, there's plenty of space, so you'll never really have to wait for a table.
What to get: I love their Chicken and Onion dish, not even sure which one it is but check out my pix for a close up, Barbi loves their Garlic Snow Pea Leaves, also the Ao1 House Special Rice Cake WOW (sort of like Scallion Pancakes), Maybe Vermicelli Bowl, Definitely the Thai Dessert
What not to get: Maybe not the "3 Flavors Rice" Chicken dish, and definitely not the Desert, it's really dry and rather uninhabited
What else: Avoid Josh Duggar's Hand Hand
Tan Tan is basically the description of the girl I went to Tan Tan with. As in, not just Tan, but Tan Tan. In fact I think she goes tanning before and after every time we eat here. Possibly during, after all, she was in the bathroom for a long time. There used to be other locations, not sure if any still exist, but this one always was my fave, and is open late which is great.
Late night food in Chinatown can be good or bad, but it's rarely great, and this is good (to me) and okay (to Barbi). Although it wasn't the best food I ever ate, the service can be nice, and the prices are affordable. It's very neon pink in here too, which obviously we like.
It's sort of a fusion between real Chinese and Vietnamese, we usually order the Chinese dishes, but Viet influence is obvious. I like such items as the Ao1 House Special Rice Cake which is orgasmically amazing (and seems extremely unhealthy too). The texture and taste blew me away. It's sort of like a thicker, greasier Scallion Pancake (yum), and also the Vermicelli Bowl with Pork was commendable. She loved her bowl, and even though it's not my kind of thing to order, I have to admit it was pretty good. Their flat rice noodle dishes, fried rice dishes, and all their poultry dishes, are great.
Perhaps the surprise of the menu was the Dessert. They have a whole series of them, and they're all kinds of fruity desserty almost-drinksy deliciousness. The one we had (which the kid recommended - the Thai version) was spectacular. I'd recommend anyone try one, and if not the Thai one, he told me lots of the others are great too.
And perhaps the surprise of the continent of Africa is the Desert. It's just... so... big.
So for the excellent service, my chicken and onion dish which I can never find on the menu, Barbi's excellent garlic snow pea leaves and other veggie dishes, the good food, the delicious rice cake and the dreamy dessert, this place is easily a 5 star place, keeping up the high standard of food (especially all kinds of Asian) in Houston, which to me is easily the best food city in Texas, and one of the best in North America.
Now it's time to finish with some more craprap.
I like girls but prefer Man Man
Danielle? I prefer Dan Dan
Stella? Gimme Stan Stan
I get p*nis while I Can Can
Til I can barely Stand Stand
Tear hamstrings doing Can-Can
My computer's on a LAN-LAN
I don't own a Frying Pan Pan
Cuz all I eat is Tan Tan
I say "wow" to German Sham-Sham
Say "ugh" to Simple Plan Plan
I do it with my Hand Hand
Take pix with my Cam Cam
But if I put the pictures up
From Yelp I'll get a Ban Ban
But I don't really give a f***
Cuz my junk's really Grand Grand
It's bigger than the Vietcong
The biggest in the Land Land
And if these jokes are just so wrong
Why are the Beach Boys in Demand Mand?
I'll fight the whole Band Band
Though my shoes will fill with Sand Sand
I'm the last man who will Stand Stand
Just like Jackie Chan Chan
So run and tell your Mam Mam
Avoid Josh Duggar's Hand Hand
While I go eat at Tan Tan
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