Cherylynn N.
Yelp
3.5 STARS
Hey, wanna know how a $200 Uni Don tastes like?
*Raises hand*
Will cherubs sing upon biting into the sweet briny, foie gras of the sea?
Will it make me fart rainbows?
Too bad I will never know because I couldn't find 7 saps to go in with me so we can go eightsies for one lone $200 Uni Don.
Just like everyone in line, I succumbed to the hype from a Hoodline article about a new sushi take-out window in the FiDi (across from The Melt in Embarcadero 1): http://bit.ly/2fgRRHL. The Grubbies quietly opened less than 2 weeks ago and serves a handful of chirashi bowls: Maguro ($23), Truffled Salmon ($15), Negitoro, minced toro w/ green onions ($24), Omakase, Chef's Choice ($28), and Uni ($60-$200 depending on source).
Everything is prepared off-site, packed in bamboo steamers, and then dropped off to the take-out window so they have very limited quantities. Albertino M. gave me a heads up that they sold out most of their items by 11:30 am so get there at 11 am until the hype dies down. No drinks so plan accordingly (Walgreens is down the block).
I love Uni but $200 is waaayyyy out of my budget for lunch with no seating. Plus, it seems highly inflated. I googled and the average market price of Uni (whole tray) sourced from Japan is USD33-66: http://bit.ly/2f8tZXs. Who knows, maybe it's sourced from the depths of the unicorn seas in Japan? If any ballers takes the plunge, I would love to hear if it's worth it.
My friend and I each ordered the Omakase - Chef's Choice Chirashi ($28) and shared the Truffle Salmon ($15):http://bit.ly/2fgYkCi. Total was $71 (prices included tax). Cc's accepted.
The cashier was neither friendly or rude...just straightforward - take your order, you pay, and he hands you your bag. The line moves rather quickly since he basically just packs your order. There's no seating but there's plenty of public tables for use in one of the four Embarcadero centers across the street.
BE CAREFUL when unwrapping the saran wrap from the bamboo steamer. The steamer is not sturdy. When I was holding it with one hand, the top nearly toppled off with the entire contents of the steamer. Do it nice and slow, and with two hands (no pun intended).
The Omakase Chirashi comes with 2 slices of the following (16-17 slices total): http://bit.ly/2eHxWOo
*Maguro (Tuna)
*Kunsei Sake (Smoked Salmon)
*Hotate (Scallop)
*Albacore
*Hamachi (Yellowtail)
*Sake (Salmon)
*Uni (one piece only)
*Hirame? (Fluke)
*Toro (Fatty Tuna)
Most of the fish was fresh and decent quality (mid-tier) but they were cut way too thick and chunky for my liking, like Cantonese-style sashimi. It's fine if you like a big bang for your buck, but the whole point of enjoying good sashimi is so you can taste the delicate texture of the fish. You shouldn't have to put in a lot of effort in chewing just to swallow (again, no pun intended).
I was looking forward to the toro but it was in thick chucks so it just killed the luxurious buttery texture. The uni was folded into the steamer and when I picked it up with my chopsticks, I noticed the bottom portion was black. Usually oxidized uni turns brown so not sure why it was black.
The biggest disappointment came with the rice. You can't have a solid bowl of chirashi without perfectly cooked seasoned rice. Just like you can't have a solid sandwich without fresh bread. Not sure when the rice was pre-packed but it was dry, hard, and wasn't seasoned with the usual vinegar, sugar, salt, etc.
The Truffled Salmon was a good value. You get 10 thick slices of salmon for $15: http://bit.ly/2eH64gk. The truffle flavor is very subtle. But again, the salmon is just cut too thick to enjoy the natural butteryness. It was garnished with shoyu jelly (?) and unseasoned wakame.
Overall, I thought the The Grubbies was decent but more quantity over quality. But, that's just me. If you're looking for a solid bowl of chirashi that has properly sliced sashimi, sushi rice, and a fantastic value, I have yet to find any place to beat Elephant Sushi Golden Gate: http://bit.ly/2dY1uZG.
I know The Grubbies just opened but that rice really killed it for me so 3.5 stars rounded down.