Kristina R.
Yelp
We stayed at the hotel the Topside resides in for our anniversary, and were really looking forward to this dinner. It unfortunately fell flat. Despite making a reservation well in advance and explaining that it was our anniversary, we were still sat sharing one half of a booth with a raucous group of 5. I would understand if they were busy, but there were plenty of more private tables available. Due to being pressed up against this other group, our waiter had to serve us over my shoulder. He did his best and was incredibly genial.
We were underwhelmed by the menu, which divided entrees and sides to be a la carte. We both ordered the steak, along with two sides each. This meant our meal was almost $200 just from the basics, not to include appetizers, wine, or dessert. The potatoes were roasted well but the rest is the food was bland, the steak was overcooked and unseasoned, and we left plenty on our plates by the end.
We spent at least a couple hours there (being inadvertently pulled into the group's discussion next to us over and over as they had been drinking), and the glass of wine I ordered when we first sat down did not come out until we were done eating. By the end of the meal, we were practically begging for the check, but it was heavily delayed.
The restaurant also proposes a "strict dress code" but there were individuals in beach clothes, workout gear, one girl did her entire face of makeup at that table behind us- lighted mirror and all- it just wasn't the upscale endeavor Topside advertises. You're better off ordered wine from the bar and enjoying the lounge before you head out for dinner.