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I was in Paris in the Luxembourg JARDIN
When I got arrested for letting a GUARD IN
I begged Chirac and Merkel for a PARDON
But nobody remembered all the videos I STARRED IN
I broke out of prison by knocking out the WARDEN
Made it to an ATM but couldn't get my CARD IN
Stowed away in a container full of SARDIN (es)
Fooled the US customs with a load of JARGON
Emerged a free man and found myself in HOUSTON
And the smell of soup was making me HARDEN
Yuk Gae Jang in the air gave me a HARD ON
So I followed the smell and it took me to TREE GARDEN
WHAT
What to get: Yuk Gae Jang or anyone you fancy
Huh?: I mean anything you fancy
Kind of an obvious name though.
I mean, if your garden doesn't have trees, there's a problem, no?
If you just come here to use the restroom, it's Pee Garden, but they won't be happy about it.
I'm always delighted when I find a restaurant that's open extremely late - that also happens to have delicious food, and is affordable. Tree Garden is supposed to be open until midnight every night, but they do close-ups sometime after 11 if they're quiet, which unfortunately they often are. I think it's related to the area that they're in. It's not exactly a hot spot for restaurants around midnight. It's more of a residential area. But they should be busy because they're very, very good. And much better than 99% of what's open at this time of night, including all the crap that is packed out the door in more fashionable parts of town.
If you get bitten by a creepy crawly, it's Flea Garden.
The Yuk Gae Jang is great, and the dumplings are good too. I'm looking forward to coming back here a 4th and 5th time to try more dishes off the menu, and it's always nice to have a good option for Korean food, which is one of my favorite cuisines.
If Indians buy the place, it's Ghee Garden.
Excellent decor, very clean and traditional with private booths (not very good for people watching though, and lonely if you eat alone. Lonely AF. Service is really nice here, but what you get charged for can sometimes vary. For example I was told that an extra bowl of rice was free and then I was charged $2 for it. Since the owners were also doing the serving I just knocked that price off of the tip that I was going to give so it balances itself out. I just do not like being nickel-and-dimed and it's almost enough for me to lower this excellent late night option to a 4-star rating.
But that's the way the Korean Seafood Pancake crumbles, and the food is good, the hours are good, the people are nice, so I'm not going to deduct a star for that. I should though. And I wish they wouldn't nickel and dime loyal customers. Or any customers. It's not worth it.
If you're a princess and your bed feels lumpy, it's Pea Garden.
Another issue is that if you're here around 11 (an hour before closing), you will feel maybe a little rushed, and they will rush out of there right after you're done. And close up the restaurant early.
As you can tell, I've had very different experiences at Tree Garden. One or two positive ones when I came early, and a less enjoyable, rushed, nickel-and-dimed one when I was here late.
But if the food was free, it'd be Free Garden, not Tree Garden.
The little side dishes they give you are excellent. But my friend and partner-in-crime thinks they are good and comes back here with me just to eat them. I'm also not crazy about the latest YGJ that I had. It's tasty but nowhere near as good as the ones I've had in NYC and Buffalo that I loved. It's not bad at all tho.
If they open up a location in Aspen, it'll be Ski Garden.
Barbie says: "Tree Garden is really good and open late! The soup was really flavorful and a good level of spiciness. I also enjoyed the kimchi dumplings! It's really cute with all the table cubicles!"
If you find this place so sexy that you spontaneously combust, so to speak, that's not Tree Garden, that's Me Garden (tosses hair).
And the last time we were here there was a big, aggressive, violent fight outside the Korean Bar in the same plaza. So yours truly went over to the huge guy scaring the crap out of the little guy, and told him the police were on the way and that he needed to back off. That didn't go down very well, but he did as I said. #YelpTough
And if you spend all your money here, it's Spree Garden. If you run from the cops and hide here, it's Flee Garden. If they sell honey it's Bee Garden. If you came here before it opened, it was Pre-Garden. And if you get arrested from following the advice in my reviews, I'll hook you up with a Plea Bargain.