Tim N.
Yelp
One and done. Or as the two star description by Yelp says, "Could've been better."
As usual, with my reviews, I try to answer to the goal that the restaurant is trying to achieve, not just a critique of my own, but what were you shooting for/trying to accomplish?
In this case, Urban Wren is shooting for a fine dining experience, the kind you would dine at for anniversaries or special occasions and they have priced the food accordingly. Unfortunately, the food is not as elevated as their prices and the portions, as has been noted, are smaller than anticipated.
The space is open and airy, modern and not intimate. In fact, if this were a full restaurant, the tables would be closer than comfortable for most.
It was a Wednesday night and at 6:30 there was a modest crowd. We had a reservation and were promptly greeted, seated and provided water.
We ordered the Breaking Bread, house made focaccia bread and this was outstanding. Probably the best part of the meal. Served with French sorrel butter, pan baked to provide a good crunch on the base and it was dense (unleavened, as it should be) - $10.
Off to a good start. Drinks arrived. Ordered the Charcuterie described as "artisan cured meats, regional cheeses, save the produce-pickles, preserves, stone mustard, grilled bread, Wren's witching sticks." This was $30. It was good, but was served on a smaller board than I imagined, about the size of a dinner plate.
Moving on, one of us had the Loin of Beef, served with a couple of sauces and freshly picked farm to table potatoes. Hard to mess this up and they did not, except it was $49 and the beef portion was much smaller than one might have expected (you can get a wet aged, 8 oz. prime Filet Mignon down the road at Hall's for $54). But the beef was cooked perfectly.
I chose the Golden Tile Fish, new to the menu I was told, described as "lobster gazpacho, avocado, marinated potato and farm green salad, tomato confit - $48. This was intended to be a composed dish, a fusion, using fresh tomatoes in a couple of different ways. What happened was the fish shed water which watered down the gazpacho and the acidity of the confit clashed with the delicate flavor of the tile fish. I ate about half of it and we brought the rest home. Quite honestly, I was not too keen to revisit the dish and my 21 year old son finished it off for me as a late night snack.
My wife had the Fin & Belly, which was pan seared tuna and pork belly and I am told is a mainstay on the menu - $38. She also thought it was not working together as a composed dish and she ate half, with the other half coming home.
I think it says something that we both were not real excited about the leftovers.
It may sound judgemental, but I traveled all over the country with an open expense account at my disposal and after 35 years of doing that, dining at many nice restaurants, that is my reference point. I don't mind high prices if the food quality, ingredients and portions match, but they didn't.
Highlites - the focaccia, the wine, and the award winning tomato sandwich appetizer for $5.
Service was, lets say, abrupt. The server was never fully attentive to the table and in fact, when delivering the bill, slapped it down in front of me (it was in a wooden case thing) which was loud and startling, but also it was behind his back since he was addressing the table next to us. It had a long way to go to be hospitable.
In a nutshell, we wanted to love this place, but just because you think things are one way, doesn't make it true or mean you hit the mark.
There is an old saying in the South, "you want to run with the big dogs, you gotta learn how to piss in the high grass." Keep trying Urban Wren.