"For timeless kitsch in San Francisco, is there really any comparison to the Tonga Room? Cool off in the historic tiki bar at the Fairmont Hotel with revamped classic drinks like the Fog Cutter and more contemporary cocktails like the Adult Swim, advertised as “more refreshing than a dip in our pool.” Please opt for the drink, rather than the dip: There is no lifeguard on duty." - Lauren Saria, Dianne de Guzman, Caleb Pershan