"What if there were a menu with 100 options, all of which end in eating a dosa? This very specific dream can be realised at Dosa Express, in the back of a mini mall in Wembley which also contains a Goan snack shop and a stall which carefully assembles paan (tobacco, betel nuts, and spices wrapped in betel leaf). Here it’s best to relax into chaos: queue to pay and get a number, try to grab a table before a family of six take three; everything here is self-service, except the cooking. The dosa options are arrayed on the wall in a grid of A4 sheets of paper, ranging from the traditional and the frugal — mysore masala, onion, chutney; butter, ghee — to the Desi Chinese (chilli paneer, Schezwan masala) or the ?! (Powder, chocolate and banana ice cream.) Invite some friends, order 10 and attempt to eat a whole line on the wall in a game of dosa bingo." - Jonathan Nunn