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"Recounting a disastrous 21st birthday, Derek Piva says fourteen guests showed up, got wildly intoxicated, two of them vomited at the table and tried to hide it by pushing it underneath, and the birthday girl toppled out of her heels and ended the night in an ambulance — yet the reviewer left one star for “ruining their celebration,” apparently expecting the restaurant to have anticipated the bodily fluids and poor footwear choices." - Andrea Strong