"Put down your phone, you’re just going to go to his Instagram page and try to figure out where he might be right now. Instead, consider Powerhouse, a bar that since 1997 has catered to gentlemen who seek stiff drinks and fellow gentlemen. Its calendar is dotted with event nights with names like “Junk” and “Stank,” many of which offer drink specials, DJs, and free lube, the latter of which is handy since you tossed the bottle you last used with what’s-his-name." - Eve Batey