Where To Break Up With Someone, If You Really Can’t Do It At Your Apartment - Miami - The Infatuation

"If reverse psychology is your thing, invite your partner to Papi Steak. Because sending a text that says, “Hey babe wanna go to Papi Steak this weekend and get the beefcase?” is a great way to get someone to break up with you. Your hands remain clean. The only downside is that the inevitably leaked chisme will lead your mutual friends to believe that you are actually the kind of person who would spend $1,000 for the steak equivalent of bottle service." - virginia otazo, ryan pfeffer, mariana trabanino