"Lincoln’s Beard follows a safe, time-tested bonding formula. They have beer and they have burgers. There’s also lots of concrete and machinery, which helps some men feel like themselves. But focus on the beer first, all of which go well with a saucy smashburger. Order at the electric blue shipping container outside, then go find a picnic table. There will probably be several guys doing the exact same thing you are." - ryan pfeffer