"We’d like to remind everyone that this is the first time in all of human history that you can conjure a pitcher of frozen palomas to your doorstep with just a few quick taps. Back in the day, that would have sounded like witchcraft and might have caused a burning-at-the-stake situation. So order some frozen drinks from Playa Betty’s on the UWS and call yourself Sabrina the +21 witch." - Hannah Albertine
