"Not only is Oregon Diner open 24/7, but it also has a full bar, and is a cool five-minute walk from the garbage fire that’s occurring in the parking lot where you left your car. So while the cops take care of that whole scene, you can be three martinis and two pancakes deep in a ripped leather booth. There’s about a 60% chance your car will still be in one piece and drivable when you and your poor designated driver return." - Sydney Mcelwee
@TheInfatuation
