"Sometimes the best way to dump someone is to convince them that it’s their idea. You’ve spent weeks leaving the juice on the counter and staying out late without a text, and they’re still talking about matching pajamas for a July 4th group trip. When this happens, head to Rec & Royal in Center City. It’s part-nightlife lounge and part-karaoke bar. So you can sing “I Will Survive” to drop some subtle hits or just make out with the first person you see near the glowing DJ booth. Either way, they’ll finally get the message. " - candis mclean