"Nothing says I’m sorry for kind-of-semi-ghosting you like introducing someone to London's best dahl. Share some garlic naan and malai chicken at this Indian spot in Fulham while you dig yourself a hole trying to explain that you didn’t ignore their requests to meet, but have been having “iMessage issues” for over nine months. They definitely won’t believe you, but at least they’ll be so grateful you introduced them to the smooth Manglorean chicken curry, that they’ll probably start seeing you more often. " - heidi lauth beasley, rianne shlebak, jake missing, daisy meager