The Least-Awful Clubstaurants In Miami - Miami - The Infatuation

"South Beach’s Hasalon is serving the best food in the Miami clubstaurant world, which, we admit, is a feat akin to being the world’s tallest chihuahua. Ordering requires patience though. The melodramatic menu reads like a freshman creative writing major's first attempt at poetry. But even though some bites are impressive, people mostly come here to dance on furniture like it’s the apocalypse. The cavernous restaurant has a sort of Jekyll/Hyde personality going on. Before 9pm, it functions more or less as a regular restaurant. After 9pm, the music gets louder, and as the night goes on, things evolve into napkin-waving, table-dancing mayhem. The post-9pm seating requires a $90 per person minimum spend, which might explain why people are dancing so aggressively." - ryan pfeffer, mariana trabanino