Le Rond’s burgers are good, but the restaurant is oddly serious - Review - Miami - The Infatuation

"Le Rond’s menu of burgers, nuggets, and shakes is the kind of thing that belongs in a diner painted with red and white stripes. But that’s not the case at this South Beach burger spot trying hard to be sexy and mysterious. And the combination of kid-friendly food and a serious environment is just plain old confusing. photo credit: CLEVELAND JENNINGS / @EATTHECANVASLLC photo credit: CLEVELAND JENNINGS / @EATTHECANVASLLC photo credit: CLEVELAND JENNINGS / @EATTHECANVASLLC Pause Unmute Everything from the walls to the toilet seat at this American restaurant is black, not unlike the headquarters of a cologne brand whose tagline reads “heartbreaker with a vengeance.” Equally as severe are the servers (also dressed in black) setting animal fries on tables like it’s course number three in a fancy chef’s tasting. The only redeeming quality of Le Rond is its burger: two thick patties oozing with the right kind of grease on sesame milk buns from Caracas Bakery. These massive, juicy burgers are so good that we’d send you here just to sit outside and pretend the inside of the restaurant doesn’t exist. (That's where all the kids are sitting—they get it.) A sunlit view of South Pointe Drive will always make a burger taste better. We can't say the same for those black-tiled walls. Food Rundown Big Rond The Big Rond is the only reason to come to this unnecessarily ominous restaurant. It's one of the more straightforward burgers on the menu. And the thick, medium rare patties, dill pickles, and american cheese represent all the things we want in the classic meat-and-cheese combo. photo credit: CLEVELAND JENNINGS / @EATTHECANVASLLC Animal Fries After a few minutes, the saucy cheese mixture gets a little cold. So just go with the reliable order of plain fries instead. PlayMute video credit: Ryan Pfeffer Original Nuggs We didn’t expect to love these crispy nuggets coated in ranch dust so much. Then again, we also didn't expect to have a kid’s meal in a restaurant for Batman, yet here we are. photo credit: CLEVELAND JENNINGS / @EATTHECANVASLLC Spicy Chicken Sandwich A large slab of chicken doused in spicy buffalo sauce. It’s a slippery mess that no one should prioritize over the burgers and nuggets. PlayMute video credit: Ryan Pfeffer Cacahuète It’s a fine milkshake, but it could be a little thicker and have a stronger peanut butter taste." - Mariana Trabanino