"What’ve you spent £7.75 on lately? We’ll go first. A hair mask that is presumably made of the Hadid sisters’ happy tears. A ‘gin scented’ candle that smells more like exotic cat piss. And an intense McFlurry order for one. But at The Jones Family Kitchen you can now get their 12-4pm onglet, fries, and chimichurri deal for an obscene £7.75. They also do rib-eye, fillet, rump, and sirloin, but the absolute best part is that they don’t take reservations for their outdoor terrace, so as long as you’re a little organised, you should be able to get a table." - heidi lauth beasley
