"There are UGG shoes larger than the Black Horse London Pub, which is one of the smallest bars in SF. This spot in Cow Hollow has Prohibition-era photos and sports memorabilia on the walls you may be curious about - ask the owner who will gladly tell you the backstory of each one before (maybe) shotgunning a beer with you. No one said cozy had to be calm. The Page on Divis. is like hanging out in your wacky uncle’s basement. There are paintings of old ships, and a taxidermy deer head mounted above the pool table. The only thing missing is a collection of vintage tracksuits. The well drinks are cheap (and strong), and when you find your own private corner to hole up in you can start telling the story of how he used to roll you around in a trash can as a kid. Maybe you should give him a call - he tells it better." - lani conway, will kamensky