"When traders at the CBOE and CBOT aren't busy getting rich off market volatility that hurts your 401K, they're grabbing a meal or drinks at Ceres' Cafe. And we suggest you join them. Order something basic like a jack and coke or sprite and vodka, mostly because you'll get a giant cup of just alcohol and a can of soda on the side. The patio is awesome in the summer." - sam faye