"King’s Hardware is an extremely lively and very dimly-lit bar in Ballard with taxidermy, huge baskets of onion rings, a solid burger, rotating alcoholic slushies (hope for watermelon vodka or mango lemonade), and two skeeball machines. On weekends, it’s packed with just the right amount of people so that you’re not hearing crickets or feeling like a ball in a ball pit." - Aimee Rizzo