"There’s a saying about the best way to get over someone is to get under…you know the rest. But after a five-year relationship, you’re so out of the social loop that you don’t know why people can’t post feet anymore. Increase your chances of ending your night with someone new by hanging out on the patio outside of Fishtown’s Two Robbers. The colorful hard-seltzer cocktail bar gives you access to everyone coming from Frankford Hall, Johnny Brenda’s, Murph’s Bar, and even Barcade (if you’re that desperate). Bite into a smash burger, an order of fries, and wait for the magic of someone you’ll never share your wifi password with. " - Candis Mclean