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"This former chippy in Stroud Green has what we like to call The Mescal Mentality—cig glued to lower lip, shorts with maximum quad exposure, leaning on a table, pint in hand, like you’ve never encountered cortisol since birth. Inside is mellow yellow and ideal for those who prioritise pintxo digestion, but the alfresco pavement out front offers the kind of vitamin D deficiency dissociation that can rarely be found this side of Gibraltar. Squeeze in, swig £3.50 vermouth, and promote London’s most beguiling It girl renaissance—the return of the flan. ‘Cool Job’ types who all have tickets to the Oasis reunion Green Rizla rolling papers & XXXL crochet scrunchies Of both the hair and piri piri fish variety, limitless" - heidi lauth beasley, jake missing, rianne shlebak, sinead cranna